Thursday, August 22, 2013

Phil

[09:28] Everybody: Uh. We discussed yesterday how she has an imaginary male friend bonded to her teeth.
[09:29] Everybody: So, yes, I'm starting to think CPS needs to visit her parents.
[09:29] miss havisham: Phil is not imaginary. I assure you.
[09:30] Piter: havi, Phil is a racist.
[09:30] Piter: he told me last night.
[09:30] Piter: is that something you want in your mouth?
[09:31] miss havisham: um
[09:31] miss havisham: maybe i should just get dentures
[09:32] miss havisham: and not name them anything, just keep them in a glass by the sink and call them "my teeth" 

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