Jesa's box is safe, everyone

[11:57] jesabele: also, pretty sure a spider has been chewing on me while I am sleeping
[12:00] Piter: fucking spiders
[12:01] jesabele: they find me to be particularly tasty
[12:12] miss havisham: hey everyone
[12:12] miss havisham: did i miss anything fantastic yet today while i was idle
[12:12] jesabele: not raelly
[12:15] Gregonzola: You missed Piter: fucking spiders
[12:16] Piter: Pony play's a know go, but sex with a spider?
[12:16] Piter: no go
[12:16] Piter: damn what is WRONG with me today
[12:16] jesabele: the same thing that is wrong with me
[12:16] jesabele: and possibly Havi
[12:16] miss havisham: i bet most spiders would die if fucked by a human
[12:16] miss havisham: so i'm for it.
[12:17] Gregonzola: If you sexed up Jesa's spider, you'd probably fill its book lungs with semen and then it would die of asphyxiation. Aren't you willing to save Jesa with your semen?
[12:17] Gregonzola: Yeah, what Havi said.
[12:17] jesabele: also, there was this theory for awhile that led to me being called Spider Queen and my vagina being the spiderbox
[12:17] MasterSilex: i ate crickets once
[12:18] miss havisham: was it in pasta or tacos, i forget
[12:18] miss havisham: in that same week another friend ate crickets
[12:18] Piter: ...what
[12:18] miss havisham: one of them was pasta and one crickets
[12:18] miss havisham: er, one taco
[12:18] jesabele: see, Havi is right there with us, Piter
[12:19] Gregonzola: Um, tell us abut this theory, Jesa.
[12:19] jesabele: I was still new in black lung
[12:20] jesabele: and one morning I woke up with a hobo spider in my underwear
[12:20] Gregonzola: Um terrifying.
[12:20] jesabele: it didn't bite me, just chilled in my ass crack for who knows how long
[12:20] jesabele: so ExAc started saying I had arachnoginitis
[12:20] Gregonzola: You mesmerized it. It was saying, "Dat ass!"
[12:21] jesabele: and then people started sending me their spider webs
[12:24] jesabele: so for awhile I had the largest collection of them
[12:24] jesabele: and the theory was that the next person to penetrate me would release the eggs 
[12:24] Gregonzola: That's a big incentive not to penetrate you.
[12:24] miss havisham: SCARY
[12:25] jesabele: well, I have been penetrated many times since then
[12:25] Gregonzola: No spiders?
[12:25] jesabele: so unless those spiders need to incubate for more than 5 years I would say it is safe