Thursday, August 1, 2013

Happy Booze Day To You

[13:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris logged on.
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
[13:45] Shoo86: yay thom!
[13:45] Everybody: YOU ARE 1!
[13:45] Shoo86: where have you been, new dungeon!
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: New dungeon?
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Is there things in it?
[13:45] Everybody: Nude dungeon!
[13:45] Everybody: There are things, but they're at the end. -hic-
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want things. Is there untradeable things?
[13:46] Carling: there are things in it!
[13:46] Everybody: Oh yes. There are!
[13:47] Shoo86: haha
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require these things how do I obtain them'
[13:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: TELL ME
[13:57] Gregonzola: Don't buy it. Thom quit the game. That's Jesa playing his account.
[13:58] Shoo86: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Dreadsylvania
[13:58] Everybody: No noods have been offered to me, so that's not Jesa.
[13:58] Shoo86: yeah, where the noodz at?
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is a real Thom
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I ran out of internets at the house.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Also I have no moticvation to go to places where internets exist.
[13:59] Gregonzola: That is not Thom. It is an imposter.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I am incredibl drunk at 2pm
[13:59] Gregonzola: Oh, that's Thom.
[14:00] Everybody: Yeah. That last part seals it.
[14:01] Everybody: I mean, if I was "playing Thom".
[14:01] Gregonzola: Heh.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Drunk being more important than intranets is what really convinced me.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Most humans prioritize internet before booze, because porn is a stronger addiction.
[14:01] Gregonzola: But Thom is asexual.
[14:02] Everybody: Booze is sexual. -hic-
[14:02] Everybody: It goes down like a bad girl should.
[14:02] Everybody: You can order it 3 fingers at a time.
[14:03] Everybody: Once it gets you in bed, it keeps you there all night long.
[14:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I love double fisting

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