Unicorns, Whoring and Lady Liberty

[12:17] Gregonzola: Kash, "Unicorns" is clan slang now for orgasms resulting from intercourse not involving stimulation of the clitoris. Jesa had a BF who could make her climax without clitoral interaction. Now (quite understandably) no other male measures up.
[12:18] kashieda: aaaahhhh
[12:18] kashieda: that sounds like FUN
[12:19] Gregonzola: I'm sure it is. I don't have a vagina or clitoris to test out how fun, but I'm willing to believe her.
[12:19] kashieda: well, was fun for jesa, but not so much now?
[12:19] kashieda: yeah
[12:21] Gregonzola: Well, the male in question took up with another lady. But it's okay, because Jesa may have a way to win him back in time. And hence once again corral her unicorns.
[12:22] kashieda: sneaky
[12:23] kashieda: what should i do now?
[12:23] kashieda: dread is dead
[12:23] kashieda: 97 adventures to spend
[12:26] Gregonzola: Practice making unicorns.
[12:26] kashieda: i always do that
[12:32] Gregonzola: Good man.
[12:37] kashieda: should i "old man" ship adventure?
[12:38] Everybody: Do you ever have those moments where you jump up from your chair and assume the victorious 'Statue of Liberty' pose?
[12:38] Everybody: Because, FUCK YES! FROM SEA TO SHINING ME!
[12:38] kashieda: no, not really
[12:39] kashieda: well, if our dread is goind to stay boring, i'll go whore out a bit
[12:39] kashieda: see ya
[12:41] jesabele: UNICORNS
[12:42] Gregonzola: WHORING!
[12:47] Everybody: WHORNICORNS. -hic-
[12:47] Everybody: Wait, this sounds like an event that krak would attend: "Whornicon 9!"