Yilf in Hell

[14:48] fantabulous: Yeah. Beyond the "Yiff in hell" or "How many dogs have you fucked?" comments, I don't see the big deal about mentioning that one is a furry.
[14:49] kashieda: I read that as "Yilf in hell"
[14:50] Gregonzola: I did, too. -hic-
[14:52] jesabele: I read it the same
[14:52] Gregonzola: From the makers of Breaking Bad comes a new series.
[14:52] Gregonzola: About an innocent girl facing a less-than-innocent situation.
[14:52] kashieda: Good Bonings?
[14:52] Gregonzola: YILF IN HELL
[14:52] Gregonzola: I think Yilf may be asexual.
[14:53] Gregonzola: I'm not even sure she has a vagina.
[14:53] Gregonzola: And please, if anyone's sure don't tell me.
[14:56] Gregonzola: And all goes silent again. I'm just engaging in chatsturbation here.
[14:57] kashieda: you are
[14:57] Everybody: Yilf is not asexual.
[14:57] kashieda: and then we come
[14:57] Gregonzola: Dammit, Pooch.

Unicorns, Whoring and Lady Liberty

[12:17] Gregonzola: Kash, "Unicorns" is clan slang now for orgasms resulting from intercourse not involving stimulation of the clitoris. Jesa had a BF who could make her climax without clitoral interaction. Now (quite understandably) no other male measures up.
[12:18] kashieda: aaaahhhh
[12:18] kashieda: that sounds like FUN
[12:19] Gregonzola: I'm sure it is. I don't have a vagina or clitoris to test out how fun, but I'm willing to believe her.
[12:19] kashieda: well, was fun for jesa, but not so much now?
[12:19] kashieda: yeah
[12:21] Gregonzola: Well, the male in question took up with another lady. But it's okay, because Jesa may have a way to win him back in time. And hence once again corral her unicorns.
[12:22] kashieda: sneaky
[12:23] kashieda: what should i do now?
[12:23] kashieda: dread is dead
[12:23] kashieda: 97 adventures to spend
[12:26] Gregonzola: Practice making unicorns.
[12:26] kashieda: i always do that
[12:32] Gregonzola: Good man.
[12:37] kashieda: should i "old man" ship adventure?
[12:38] Everybody: Do you ever have those moments where you jump up from your chair and assume the victorious 'Statue of Liberty' pose?
[12:38] Everybody: Because, FUCK YES! FROM SEA TO SHINING ME!
[12:38] kashieda: no, not really
[12:39] kashieda: well, if our dread is goind to stay boring, i'll go whore out a bit
[12:39] kashieda: see ya
[12:41] jesabele: UNICORNS
[12:42] Gregonzola: WHORING!
[12:47] Everybody: WHORNICORNS. -hic-
[12:47] Everybody: Wait, this sounds like an event that krak would attend: "Whornicon 9!" 

Super Lethargic

[11:59] jesabele: I am super lethargic
[12:02] Gregonzola: That's like normal lethargic, but with a cape.
[12:07] kashieda: nah, it doesn't have the energy to get a cape
[12:07] kashieda: it was going to, but meh

Dickpit Unexplained

[11:50] Gregonzola: Lee, we had a question about dickpit.
[11:51] RAMONE: shoot
[11:51] Gregonzola: Gregonzola: I wish I'd been paying attention. I was going to ask if that's the area behind the scrotum or the area in front of it. And should I use deodorant? Inquiring minds want to know.
[11:51] miss havisham: can you please give us the anatomical location of a dickpit
[11:51] miss havisham: there are so many potential interpretations
[11:51] Gregonzola: miss havisham: i think in front. that way it actually borders the dick. miss havisham: but i am no expert
[11:51] Gregonzola: Everybody: Oh. I thought "dickpit" meant "vagina".
[11:51] Gregonzola: Or the best one: Everybody: Or the place where the spoogepilot sits.
[11:52] RAMONE: It's like when a movie doesn't show gore. All the nastiness is offscreen
[11:52] RAMONE: Because your imagination could come up with something way worse
[11:52] RAMONE: than whatever they could show you
[11:53] RAMONE: so I won't tell
[11:53] miss havisham: lol
[11:53] kashieda: of course you will
[11:53] kashieda: or your momma will
[11:53] RAMONE: of course I will
[11:53] kashieda: when we bring her "donuts"
[11:53] RAMONE susceptible to Force suggestion
[11:53] kashieda: this is not the chat you are silent in.
[11:54] Gregonzola: Or it could be like a painting, where you're really not supposed to try to come up with what might be beyond the frame.
[11:54] Gregonzola: It's outside of the scope of the art.
[11:54] miss havisham: Way to have a phallic name, dudes named Rod.
[11:54] Gregonzola: "Dickpit" was the art.
[11:54] RAMONE: You can call me Prickasso
[11:55] RAMONE: That lecture really took its toll
[11:56] RAMONE: but that's prince spaghetti day 

The Wisdom of Kashieda

[12:24] kashieda: you asked Mantz "who you doin'?"
[12:25] kashieda: and he replied "yo momma"?
[12:31] Gregonzola: That's about how that exchange would go, yes.
[12:36] kashieda: thought so
[12:37] Gregonzola: You are wise.
[12:37] Gregonzola: I first noted this when you were hiding kegs and hookers from your wife.
[12:39] kashieda: i thought it better she didn't have to trip on them

We know where Mantz is

[12:05] Shoo86: yeah mantz has been MIA for a while
[12:05] Shoo86: except not really missing
[12:05] Everybody: Just "in action".
[12:05] Everybody: Which is kind of appropriate.
[12:05] Everybody: Brown chicken , brown cow.
[12:06] Shoo86: hmm
[12:06] Shoo86: we know where he is
[12:07] Gregonzola: Either working at the bar or banging a hot bar patron.
[12:07] Everybody: Or banging a drunk bar patron.
[12:07] kashieda: on the bar
[12:07] Everybody: Under the bar. Limbo!
[12:07] Everybody: Hey, Mantz, how low ... no wait, don't show us!

Train Sex

[11:53] Gregonzola: [link] http:// blog.sfgate.com/ crime/2013/10/21/ man-acquitted-of- sex-with-bart-seat/
[11:53] Gregonzola: Huh. Who knew there was felony indecent exposure?
[11:54] miss havisham: that does seem indecent.
[11:54] Gregonzola: It's San Francisco. There is no indecent.
[11:54] kashieda: only in-can-decent
[11:54] Everybody: Christ, it's like your cultural was founded by a bunch of nazi prudes who were afraid of sex.
[11:55] miss havisham: I guess so, Greg, since he was acquitted.
[11:55] miss havisham: i didn't read the whole thing, though. maybe there was some reason.
[11:55] Gregonzola: I think that fucking a train seat in front of everyone is probably something we don't want to allow, if only to save public funds on semen clean up.
[11:56] Gregonzola: He was acquitted because it didn't rise to the definition of felony public indecency. They'd have had to prove he was seeking an audience.
[11:56] Gregonzola: He claimed he was simply seeking some private time with the train seat.
[11:56] kashieda: call in the navy
[11:56] kashieda: they can handle seamen
[11:56] Everybody: I expect if the culture weren't so sexually repressed, shit like this would happen MUCH less frequently.
[11:56] Gregonzola: In the Navy!
[11:57] Gregonzola: Pooch, he was smoking crack. I suspect repression wasn't the issue there.
[11:57] miss havisham: perhaps he was marking it so a weirdo didn't sit next to him

Mom Thumper

[11:03] Everybody drinks a whiskey drink, drinks a vodka drink.
[11:12] kashieda: walla walla
[11:12] Grimmy Dusk: ding dong
[11:12] Gregonzola: Pooch is going to be pissing the night away.
[11:13] kashieda: them taters sure hit the spud
[11:13] kashieda: Everybode gets knocked down, up and sideways
[11:13] Gregonzola: I like the whore version. "I get knocked up, but I get down again!"
[11:14] kashieda: yaay
[11:14] Everybody: Pissing is so nice for the soul.
[11:14] Everybody: I fuck YOUR MOM. THEN I GET UP AGAIN.

Open Zipper Night

[11:50] Piter: so guys, I think I'm gonna try to perform at the Nerdapalooza open mic event :D
[11:50] Gregonzola: Where did Thom go? Is he on another drinking and masturbating binge?
[11:51] Gregonzola: Do it Piter!
[11:51] kashieda: Yay, Piter
[11:51] Everybody: DO IT, PITER!
[11:51] kashieda: what's your go? -hic-
[11:51] Big Daddy Grimm: since when are those two different things?
[11:51] Everybody tries to think of a liquor with a more generous opening size.
[11:51] Big Daddy Grimm: do it piter
[11:51] Piter: I think I will. I'm gonna do Kim Press B and then Dakka Slakka with my alloted time
[11:51] Piter: it'll be my first time on stage rapping
[11:52] Gregonzola: *fapping
[11:52] Everybody: Do a line of coke first. It will help.
[11:52] Everybody gives professional advice.
[11:52] RAMONE: no he's done that before
[11:52] Piter: Yeah, I got pulled on stage in Amsterdam once at a sex show
[11:52] Piter: got paid for that

Moms on the Side

[09:25] kashieda: mash potatoes, horseradish beef stew and a smoked porter on the side
[09:25] RAMONE: I have ur mom on the side
[09:26] kashieda: oh, tell her i said hi
[09:26] RAMONE: she said the same about you
[09:26] RAMONE: so, hi
[09:26] RAMONE: At least, I think that's what she said.
[09:27] kashieda: that she had my mom on the side
[09:27] RAMONE: Her mouth was full
[09:27] kashieda: that doesn't make any sense
[09:27] RAMONE: NO U

Turns. He means turns.

[13:49] Shoo86: ill blow them in the hidden temple i guess  
[13:51] The Swedish Thing sells tickets to the blowing in the temple
[14:01] Shoo86: i think the hardest part is all these hot monsters    

It's because of Shoo

[08:22] KrakMunky69: greg would like the toilets in japan that i hated
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: oh, yes.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: i hated them too.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Squat pots?
[08:22] KrakMunky69: i don't vant to have to balance when i shit
[08:22] kashieda: stop being funny until i have biked home, guis
[08:22] RAMONE: prudes
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: although i did appreciate our heated toilet seat in the winter, since central heat wasn't a thing.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Yeah, could handle.
[08:22] RAMONE: later kash!
[08:22] KrakMunky69: it's like a bed pan embedded in the floor
[08:23] KrakMunky69: their western toilets with all the tech were badass
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: oh i thought you were talking about the tech toilets
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: with ass-sprayers
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: no thank you
[08:23] Gregonzola: Now, if you're squatting, though, how do you cut loose your stream of pee accurately?
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: traditional toilets i don't mind. except when i was 9+ moths pregnant
[08:23] KrakMunky69: those were the best. especially the ones that perfumed your ass after they dried you off
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: yeah super not my thing
[08:23] KrakMunky69: you feel super clean lol
[08:23] Gregonzola: Do you have to reach down and aim Señor Feliz?
[08:24] Gregonzola: Seems like a recipe for shoe disaster.
[08:24] MISS HAVISHAM: why is shoepee a common conversational topic here
[08:25] RAMONE: Shoo ragepees    
[08:25] MISS HAVISHAM: shoopee
[08:25] MISS HAVISHAM: less frequently mentioned
[08:25] KrakMunky69: peeverb    

Dong Cam

[11:54] Shoo86 returns
[11:55] MISS HAVISHAM: .....hishoo
[11:56] kashieda: hoshoo
[11:56] MISS HAVISHAM wishes
[11:56] Shoo86: =)
[11:58] Shoo86: whats goin on?
[11:59] Gregonzola: Not much.
[11:59] kashieda: nuffin much
[11:59] Gregonzola: We're just hanging.
[11:59] Gregonzola: Naked on webcam.
[11:59] MISS HAVISHAM: not a damned thing.
[11:59] Gregonzola: It turns out that after the initial titillation, nudity is pretty boring.
[11:59] MISS HAVISHAM: um
[11:59] MISS HAVISHAM: no, we're not.
[11:59] MISS HAVISHAM: i never get invited to the best parties :(
[12:01] Everybody: Where are the best parties?
[12:01] MISS HAVISHAM: apparently grego knows
[12:01] kashieda: They're tomorrow's parties
[12:01] Gregonzola: I'm a party animal.
[12:02] Gregonzola: You guys may have gathered that from my scintillating conversation.
[12:02] MISS HAVISHAM: idk if nudecam gets boring, grego. i think we need to bring science into this.
[12:03] Everybody blinks. Gibson.
[12:03] Gregonzola: Science is exciting.
[12:04] Big Daddy Grimm: what a coincidence...
[12:04] Big Daddy Grimm: i named my penis SCIENCE
[12:04] Gregonzola: But did you get it tattooed with its name?
[12:04] kashieda: Mine's called Meitesis
[12:05] kashieda: So I can say "i'm working on meitesis"
[12:05] MISS HAVISHAM: kash, i thought you were a woman.
[12:05] MISS HAVISHAM: oops.
[12:05] Big Daddy Grimm: I did, but when im excited, it says Someone Can Invent Edible Nonfat Condoms...eventually
[12:05] kashieda: lots of people do, apparently
[12:06] Shoo86: kash isnt a woman?
[12:06] Shoo86: sorry for the dickpics man
[12:07] kashieda: Oh, I just returned them to your mom
[12:07] Big Daddy Grimm: Shoo...you KNEW i was a guy and sent them to me anyway.
[12:07] Big Daddy Grimm: and for that, i thank you
[12:07] Shoo86: haha