So many adventures

[11:01] Betafly has 200 adventures
[11:01] Betafly: guess i should spend them :P
[11:02] AlbinoPanther: probly
[11:02] AlbinoPanther has 200 adventures too
[11:03] Guy999: has 0 adv -hic-
[11:04] Penokean wiggles eyebrows.  I'll give you an adventure.
[11:04] Guy999: no thanks -hic-
[11:04] Penokean: LMAO
[11:04] Guy999 is only available to those of japanese ethnicity
[11:04] Penokean: Guy, you crack me up. Someday, I'll find your funny bone
[11:05] Betafly: not that hard to find :P

Guy's Lunch Plans

[09:19] Guy999: lunch = faps

Jon and Hexa Know Their Sauce

[19:13] jon diaz: guy is clearly 10
[19:13] Guy999: fite me jon
[19:13] Guy999: raight nao
[19:13] Guy999: fite me
[19:13] jon diaz: I'll fight you over that spelling
[19:14] jon diaz downs guy with a single saucegeyser and runs away
[19:14] jon diaz: nah, i'm an hc sc, i can't saucegeyser
[19:14] Gregonzola: Jon, with that 13.5" sword I've heard you can saucegeyser any time you like.
[19:15] jon diaz: i only have one kind of sauce tho
[19:15] jon diaz: and a lot of people don't like the flavor
[19:15] everyman4: A light cream sauce?
[19:15] jon diaz: oddly enough, it tastes like pan-seared tilapia
[19:15] everyman4: Hexa knows more about sauce than any of us.
[19:17] Hexatomb: and yes, I know a lot about sauce :p

Then what is it?

[18:51] Jesskahh: Call me butter, cuz I'm on a ROLL!
[18:51] Jesskahh pokes Hexa in the butt with a cold finger.
[18:51] Jesskahh smacks Hexa in the butt with a wet noodle.
[18:51] Jesskahh hugs Hexa rather tightly. <3
[18:52] jon diaz: this again?!
[18:52] Gregonzola: She likes the butt.
[18:52] Viral_Effigy: this always
[18:52] Hexatomb: Hi Butter
[18:52] Jesskahh: Nah. Just with Hexa. It's a Hexa-attack.
[18:52] Hexatomb: Jess can smack my ass with whatever she wants
[18:52] Jesskahh: Also,
[18:52] Jesskahh pokes Gregonzola in the butt with a cold finger.
[18:53] Jesskahh: ;)
[18:53] Jesskahh: <3 Hexaaaa.
[18:53] Hexatomb: <3
[18:53] Gregonzola: Oh, my butt. A prostate exam with a cold finger? That's so rude!
[18:54] Hexatomb: just one finger though
[18:54] Gregonzola: Good point. That was thoughtful.
[18:54] Guy999: one finger is all you need
[18:54] Guy999: wait what's being talked about
[18:54] Hexatomb: prostate exams, guy
[18:54] Gregonzola: Butts.
[18:55] jon diaz: clan has the butts disease
[18:56] Viral_Effigy: buttttttts
[18:56] Hexatomb: don't be butt shy, jon
[18:57] Guy999: there's a reason it clenches that tight though
[18:57] Hexatomb: for more friction?
[18:57] Guy999: that too
[18:58] Hexatomb shiftily looks around before covering Jess in silly string
[18:58] Guy999: that's no silly string

Everyone has their talents

[16:12] everyman4: DIAAAZ! <3
[16:12] jon diaz: where've you been?!
[16:12] everyman4: Studying, man, studying
[16:12] jon diaz: we were about to send out search parties
[16:13] jon diaz: and by "we" i mean "i"
[16:13] jon diaz: and by "search parties" i mean........
[16:13] jon diaz: strippers.
[16:13] everyman4: Stippers are notoriously bad searchers
[16:14] Guy999: Not really
[16:14] Guy999: they're great at finding wallets
[16:14] jon diaz: and crotches

It's all the rage

[16:05] Gregonzola: Every, you can smack me later. I may or may not have impuned your honor.
[16:05] Hexatomb: haha
[16:05] Gregonzola: (Hint: I did.)
[16:06] everyman4: Oh no
[16:06] everyman4: What ever did you say?
[16:06] Hexatomb: something about how your family disgraced the ritual of Hrothgran
[16:06] Hexatomb: and now you must present blood sacrifice
[16:07] Guy999: do you need to wear special robes to attend that?
[16:07] everyman4: That makes sense
[16:07] Hexatomb: just your ceremonial chainmail loincloth, guy