Where not to stick your Dick

[20:00] AlbinoPanther flops
[20:00] jon diaz: hey AP
[20:01] Gregonzola scratches AP's ears
[20:01] Gregonzola: Sorry, AP, looks like we're ladyless tonight.
[20:02] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: i already pissed off one tonight
[20:02] Viral_Effigy: who'd you piss off?
[20:02] Gregonzola: Oh, no. What went wrong?
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: one of my best IRL friends
[20:02] AlbinoPanther: :/
[20:02] skullfark soulshasser: :(
[20:02] Gregonzola: Sorry, man. That's no fun.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: the plumbing in my house fucked up and flooded part of the kitchen again
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: it got UNDER the flooring
[20:03] Gregonzola: Have you money for flowers? Flowers can fix many things.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: and also into the crawlspace
[20:03] Gregonzola: Not good.
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: she is a gardener. xD
[20:03] skullfark soulshasser: ha
[20:03] AlbinoPanther: so, she cracked a joke about getting a snorkel and i snapped at her for it
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: .. it's been running since sunday, greg. we just noticed it now, because it finally flooded enough to come out of the cabinet.
[20:04] Gregonzola: Yah, home damage is hard to have a sense of humor about.
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: ikr
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: so, we had an argument about that
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: and made up, somewhat
[20:04] xTyrx wanders in
[20:04] AlbinoPanther: but i still feel like a jerk about it
[20:06] AlbinoPanther shrugs
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: this calls for an epic song
[20:06] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ntHpYocc0
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: a friend of mine told me about these guys last night
[20:07] skullfark soulshasser: ironically because his brother thought i had told him about them
[20:07] Gregonzola: Full circle!
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: i adore tarja, not so much nightwish as a group
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: rocks out so fukkin hard
[20:08] skullfark soulshasser: this is the album after she left i believe
[20:08] AlbinoPanther: she's crazy as fuck but What Lies Beneath is such a good album
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: oh, then fuck that
[20:09] AlbinoPanther: (looool, fuck hat)
[20:09] skullfark soulshasser: aww
[20:12] Hexatomb: Never stick your dick in crazy
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: who's this Crazy person
[20:12] skullfark soulshasser: did somebody misspell "Candy" on her birth certificate
[20:12] Hexatomb: I dunno, I missed the whole conversation
[20:12] Viral_Effigy: never stick your dick in a toaster. unless you're bread.
[20:13] skullfark soulshasser: i'm guessing this is someone AP was not sticking his dick in
[20:13] Gregonzola: A friend made a joke a bit too soon about water damage. AP wasn't ready for it and reacted poorly.
[20:14] Gregonzola: This caused a temporary rift, but AP is still a bit miffed.
[20:14] Hexatomb: He was talking about a fuck hat, so I have no idea
[20:14] AlbinoPanther: LOL
[20:14] Gregonzola: So, she's definitely not getting any panther meat.
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: that's what the kids are calling condoms these days
[20:14] skullfark soulshasser: fuck hat for little william -hic-
[20:14] Hexatomb: William, so formal
[20:15] AlbinoPanther: ahahaha
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: put it on your pole
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: [link] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oMMZ59Lgk
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: the guy with the penis vagina aliens
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: only they had to take the penises out
[20:15] skullfark soulshasser: ...and also the vaginas.

Questions that need Answering

[20:41] PerilousApricot: man, the kreuggerand drop rate blows megadicks
[20:41] skullfark soulshasser: or supercocks?
[20:41] everyman4: how large is a megadick compared to say the average cock?
[20:41] PerilousApricot: I didn't want to have it be ambiguous with superhuman cocktailcrafting -hic-
[20:41] everyman4: could a layman easily blow three in an hour?