Pooch would do Almost Anything for Love

Everybody: Fuck food, if you know what I mean.

Gregonzola: Pooch, never tried that.

Gregonzola: You'd need to find something with the right consistency.

Gregonzola: Meatloaf?

Gregonzola: Maybe.

Gregonzola: Waste of a good meatloaf, though.

Gregonzola: Kinda borders on necrophilia.

Gregonzola: Something grain-based, maybe.

Everybody: I would do anything for love, but I won't fuck dead meat.

Gregonzola: Bread dough.

Stranger Danger

Gregonzola: With Jesa it seemed like a reasonable transaction between adults.

Shoo86: haha FU

Shoo86: jerk

Shoo86: IM NOT A CHILD PEOPLE

Gregonzola: He says, angrily shaking his XBox controller at the screen.

Shoo86: ha -hic-

Grimmy pats shoo in the head in a conforting way

Shoo86: stranger danger!

Grimmy: show me on the voodoo doll where the bad greg touched you

Gregonzola: Haha.

jesabele: don't worry about knocking over your Kool-aid, the sippy cup will keep it from spilling

They didn't say this

But it's funny.

Also a Great Band Name

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: And I have a new favorite weapon.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: The Anger Blaster.

Gregonzola: That's awesome and I need one.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: And now I have a Regret Hose.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Which is now what I shall call my genitals.

Leeverb Scared me This Morning

I know he scares you too.  I was planning on a quiet morning swim and suddenly, Leeverb:

Rad Libs with Leeverb

Shoo gets credit for this one:

A very slippery adventure

Once FUCKING FUCK a time, a FUKC the barrels I knew not to fucking come here RAGE named from set off from his home town of He wasn't satisfied by what he did with the barrel in order to seek his fortune.

He travelled to the got fucked up by a fucking mimic trying to save meat by getting mixed drinks from the barrels in the neighboring land of It seems to have involved fucking , and soon found himself completely got 1 drink .

However, with the aid of 2 barrels blew up , and then the 4th ha da mimic , and a had a* so now im beated up again , he was able to nd i used all my MP attacking , and he to get killed on the last round all the way home, What you shouldn't do right now is play the MMG but ugh .

THE END

Gregonzola: You're welcome.

Leeverb: ok, ádjéctive -hic-

Gregonzola: slippery

Leeverb: preposítion

Shoo86: FUCKING FUCK

Shoo86: FUKC the barrels

Shoo86: i knew not to fucking come here

Shoo86: RAGE

Leeverb: ¿what happened?

Gregonzola: from

Gregonzola: He wasn't satisfied by what he did with the barrel.

Shoo86: got fucked up by a fucking mimic

Shoo86: trying to save meat

Shoo86: by getting mixed drinks from the barrels

Gregonzola: It seems to have involved fucking.

Shoo86: got 1 drink

Shoo86: 2 barrels blew up

Shoo86: and then the 4th ha da mimic

Shoo86: had a*

Shoo86: so now im beated up again

Shoo86: and i used all my MP attacking

Shoo86: to get killed on the last round

Gregonzola: What you shouldn't do right now is play the MMG.

Shoo86: ugh

New message received from Leeverb.

Shoo86: lmao

Shoo86: i said beated up, lol

Half-assed Plumbing

Shoo86: lmao

Shoo86: my sink just fell halfway out of the counter

Shoo86: in the kitchen

Gregonzola: Shoo, most people wouldn't laugh at that so much as try to fix it.

Shoo86: im not a plumber

Gregonzola: Shoo, your sink is attached to the drain, right?

ham Salad sAndWich: "It's a me. Shoorio!"

Gregonzola: Makes it harder to simply pop out...

Shoo86: yep

Gregonzola: The Shoohorn is coming to fix your hole.

Shoo86: but like, the industrial glue they use to attach it to the counter failed

Gregonzola: Shoo is not ready for home ownership. When you own your home, you are a plumber.

Shoo86: lol, no

Shoo86: you call a plumber

ham Salad sAndWich: You should call one of those sexy female plumbers

Everybody: Except it gets expensive.

Gregonzola: Not for the easy jobs, not at over a grand per visit.

Shoo86: idk my dad is a plumber and he said to call one

Everybody: Fun to get a little dirty anyway.

Ramone: landlord

Shoo86: and that i cant fix it

Shoo86: i dont think its a small job

Everybody: Fuck being a landlord.

ham Salad sAndWich: Did you say "Uh. I just did, dad."

Shoo86: yeah, ill call the landlord actually.. he'll call a plumber

Everybody: What would Bob Villa do?

Ramone: ur mom

ham Salad sAndWich: he'd sell out to Sears

Shoo86: i figured i couldnt fix it myself but i wanted to make sure

Everybody: Both good answers.

Everybody: Wait WHAT? You don't glue a sink into a counter!

Everybody: You caulk it afterward. But that's it.

Everybody: WTF?

ham Salad sAndWich: Shoo loves the caulk

Shoo86: he said there should be clamps on there

Shoo86: but i dont see any

Everybody: Heh. I was caulking the ceiling trim...

Everybody: and my sister was helping.

Everybody: Little tiny clamps on the underside, yes.

Shoo86: so he said it was halfassed

Everybody: No bigger than the your thumbnail.