Sometimes you just need...

[09:36] Calvsie: quick were are the pictures of a platypus getting a belly rub?
[09:36] Calvsie: everyman needs them  

A theme is developing here

[13:24] ShinyPlatypus is a 21 and up carnival. admission is free, permission is required. you must be at least this awesome to ride
[13:24] AliceArmy: we can ride you shiny?  
[13:25] Hexatomb: I'm awesome! time to buy tickets to ride shiny  
[13:25] LucyLynne: can I ride you too??    
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: one at a time please...
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: also, i don't give guys "rides"    
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus: sorry boys
[13:25] ShinyPlatypus winks

We're pretty sure he has something in mind

[13:19] ShinyPlatypus: GM, don't put words in my mouth    
[13:19] ShinyPlatypus: or anything else in my mouth for that matter.... NOT CONSENSUAL!
[13:19] AliceArmy: shiny, what can i put in your mouth    

I wouldn't touch that with...

[13:08] Calvsie: I love my 11ft pole
[13:09] Calvsie: I like to show it to all the ladies -hic-
[13:09] LucyLynne: I'm sure you do
[13:09] Calvsie: Also I can use it to reach things without leaving the closet    

Lia has Talent

[09:34] Lia_Sang: (never share your account info, not even with me(
[09:35] Gregonzola: I actually got my space trip headphones by sharing.
[09:36] Gregonzola: Just change your password to a temporary password.
[09:36] Gregonzola: You can always reclaim the account with the e-mail account if someone goes wild.
[09:36] Gregonzola: Have a mall multi and transfer your most valuable stuff over there for the duration.
[09:36] Hexatomb: lia, my user name and password are "hexatomb/ Isecretlystalklia"
[09:36] Gregonzola: Although, if it's someone you trust, that's not so big a deal.
[09:36] Gregonzola: I don't see Lia stealing stuff.
[09:37] Lia_Sang: Greg, if course you dont
[09:38] Lia_Sang: I'm careful

The Quickest Way to End Your Run

[09:26] Calvsie: UGN I WANT THIS RUN OVER!
[09:26] Gregonzola: I'll run it over for you.
[09:26] Gregonzola: What is it?
[09:27] Calvsie: ME!

Gun Mage's Quotation of the Day

[09:10] Gun_Mage: bah, I masturbate like 5 times every day, so Im ok =P

You go, GM.  Wax that dolphin like a pro!