Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Best Birthday Ever


Miss Havisham: My friend had been on 3 dates with a guy and thought maybe she would keep him around for a while, so she invited him to her big birthday dinner. He brought a gift and didn't tell her to open it later
Miss Havisham: so she opened it with the others.
Lena Linguine: it was a dildo?
Miss Havisham: and it contained anal training rods that were, like, massive -hic-
KrakMunky69: ..........LOL
Miss Havisham: there were children and family members present.
Lena Linguine: oh, I was close.
Miss Havisham: and he was like "so maybe we can try these out later tonight"
Miss Havisham: and she was like "Um, maybe you should go home"
Miss Havisham: they hadn't even had sex yet.
Astaeroth: I hope someone took pictures of her reaction. -hic-
KrakMunky69: hahaha that makes it so much better
Miss Havisham: worst. WORST GIFT. Every time I don't know what to get someone for a gift-giving occasion -hic-
Miss Havisham: I always think "at least I won't get them anal training rods"

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