Best Birthday Ever

Miss Havisham: My friend had been on 3 dates with a guy and thought maybe she would keep him around for a while, so she invited him to her big birthday dinner. He brought a gift and didn't tell her to open it later

Miss Havisham: so she opened it with the others.

Lena Linguine: it was a dildo?

Miss Havisham: and it contained anal training rods that were, like, massive -hic-

KrakMunky69: ..........LOL

Miss Havisham: there were children and family members present.

Lena Linguine: oh, I was close.

Miss Havisham: and he was like "so maybe we can try these out later tonight"

Miss Havisham: and she was like "Um, maybe you should go home"

Miss Havisham: they hadn't even had sex yet.

Astaeroth: I hope someone took pictures of her reaction. -hic-

KrakMunky69: hahaha that makes it so much better

Miss Havisham: worst. WORST GIFT. Every time I don't know what to get someone for a gift-giving occasion -hic-

Miss Havisham: I always think "at least I won't get them anal training rods"