screechpowers: it's about to blow!
screechpowers: i dreamed one of my friends had a meerkat as a pet
Gregonzola: Sometimes they get off balance.
Gregonzola: Screech, that's awesome.
screechpowers: now i want a meerkat as a pet
Gregonzola: Move to Texas. You can keep anything in Texas.
screechpowers: done and done
Miss Havisham: I dreamed last weekend that I gave a glory hole blowjob to Satan.
Miss Havisham: The end result tasted like chocolate milk.
Miss Havisham: Since then, I have tried to avoid sleeping.
screechpowers: that is a unique dream
screechpowers: hahahaha
Gregonzola: 'spensive: [link] http://petside.co.uk/wellness/meerkats_-_the_lowdown_on_keeping_a_meerkat_as_a_pet.php
Megaman_90: You didn't just google that did you?
Megaman_90: lol
Gregonzola: Heck yeah. I google things.
Gregonzola: How did you know it was Satan?
Miss Havisham: Good
question! At first I thought it was a KoLer and was hesitant, but then
he popped his head down near the hole so I could see his instantly-
recognizable features (obviously no mask at play)
Gregonzola: Well, that makes sense then.
Miss Havisham: Yes, except why does sleeping-Havi prefer blowing Satan to blowing KoLers?
Miss Havisham: Right, so, this has been Havi's Psychotherapy Session for today. Please tune in tomorrow.
screechpowers: haha dreams aren't supposed to make sense
Gregonzola: If you're going to get down and dirty, you might as well get down and dirty with the king of down and dirty.
screechpowers: the worst part is when a website starts showing up in your dream, you know you've maybe been on the internet too much
Miss Havisham: omg that's not quite what happened t me this morning, but almost
Miss Havisham: there was a billboard for a jumbo jack combo
Miss Havisham: i thought it said "Jumbo Jack Crimbo"
screechpowers: wow
screechpowers: you've got it bad! haha
Gregonzola: To be fair, Crimbo is more appealing than the Jumbo Jack Combo.
Everybody: Tell me this is a porno?
Miss Havisham: Jumbo Jick Crimbo
Miss Havisham: (it is now)
screechpowers: unrelated
but still funny: one time i was in a car riding with my parents,
sisters and granny and my granny was loudly bragging about how well she
could still see, despite her age
Miss Havisham: it's a porno I'm gonna film this weekend. I bet I can get trubs on board
Everybody: But Trubs is so tiny.. she would like, die!
Everybody: Her poor little elftwat.
Gregonzola: Screech, uh, oh.
screechpowers: so she started reading road signs off as we passed them. "I can see perfectly! That sign says Merry Bananas!"
Miss Havisham: hahahaha
Gregonzola: Haha.
Miss Havisham: that would happen to me.
Everybody: Your elftwat would die?
screechpowers: so now my family all says Merry Bananas to each other!
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