Carling: you could say you got glockoma -hic-
fantabulous: Optometrists generally only have drugs for sticking in your eyeball.
Leeverb: Glockoma is my next girlfriend's name
Gregonzola: Glockoma sounds like what you get after a long night at the range. -hic-
Carling: yeah i can't spell
Carling: the internet ruined me
fantabulous: You know. So you don't freak out from pain when you get a needle in your eyeball.
Leeverb: haha
Miss Havisham: I was Datong a teacher for a while. He had no drugs, goodor bad
Miss Havisham: datong, really? Fuck you, iPad.
ham Salad sAndWich: Datong teacher? you very fancy lady
Leeverb: I get Ruging cough
Carling: i need better access to drugs
Gregonzola: Ah, the ancient philosophy of Datong.
Gregonzola: Nice, Lee.
Miss Havisham: Next I intend to date a pothead.
Carling: we're good people, havish
Shoo86: not sure about other states
Miss Havisham: And so numerous as to be unavoidable, so I've just given in.
Shoo86: optomitrsts cant get you much in NY
Shoo86: only topical opthalmic shit
ham Salad sAndWich: Well at least she's hot. I'll have to get drugs elsewhere.
Gregonzola: Except they're going to pronounce your name Hashish instead of Havish.
Shoo86: dude, fuck the drgs
Shoo86: hot opt. sounds awesome
Miss Havisham: im tired of hot dudes and also drugs. What now? :(
Leeverb: you just THINK she's hot because she gave you the wrong glasses prescription
Leeverb: and you can't see her
Carling: HAHHAHA
Leeverb: That's how they fool you
Carling: that's so fucking great
Miss Havisham: Hey, that is a plan. Checking into optometry now
Carling: sounds like the plot to a lost seinfeld episode
Leeverb: heh -hic-
fantabulous: I might have glasses next month. I am kind of excited.
ham Salad sAndWich: The only part of me that she has examined is the inside of my mouth.
Leeverb: ...
baljinder: a2m?
Shoo86: what are you gonna fill them with, fanta?
ham Salad sAndWich: gin
Leeverb: I got glasses (again) like a year ago LOL OLD
fantabulous: I am confused by that question, shoo.
Gregonzola: I haven't bothered to go in for 4 years. I need to.
Leeverb: granted, I've worn them since I was a teenager but still
Gregonzola: Me, too.
Gregonzola: First pair at age 14. I was hawt.
ham Salad sAndWich: never had glasses
Carling: lerb -hic-
Carling: i need a new turntable
Carling: any suggestions?
Shoo86: fucking youtube
Gregonzola: And this is why Mantz can't keep the ladies off of him.
Shoo86: i cant find the clip i wan
Leeverb: haha, I need one too! I may even be getting on on Xmas if all goes well
Carling: word
Leeverb: The needle on mine is shot and waaaaay too expensive to replace
Shoo86: i dont need glasses yet
Shoo86: woo
Shoo86: im sure i will tho
Shoo86: both my parents have em
Gregonzola: Shoo, if you don't need glasses yet, then you'll likely only get a bit farsighted as you age.
Leeverb: nerd
Gregonzola: When your lens firms up a bit.
fantabulous: My eyesight has been pretty good until this year.
Gregonzola: That's normal.
Leeverb: yeah it's like that soft spot on your head
Gregonzola: (Being nearsighted actually grants you a bit of a reprieve from that as you age, though eventually it gets you.)
Shoo86: ahh, cool
fantabulous: Apparently having your eye blow up seems to degrade your vision.
Gregonzola: Lee, don't tell him that. I think it's funny Shoo wears that helmet.
Gregonzola: Fanta, your eye blew up? -hic-
Gregonzola: Where did drunk pooch go?
Gregonzola: I like drunk Pooch. -hic-
Gregonzola: And drunk May.
fantabulous: It was quite a while ago. Like March or April.
Gregonzola: I want to get Drunk Pooch, Drunk May, Drunk Ginos and Drunk Syd together in a room.
Shoo86: haha
Gregonzola: STORY TIME!
fantabulous: But. I woke up one day and had blood in my eye. A massive hemorrhage behind my retina.
Gregonzola: Oh, not good.
Shoo86: speakin of drunk
Shoo86: you might have drunk shoo here shortly
Gregonzola: Behind your retina is very scary.
Gregonzola: Sweet!
Shoo86: drunk shoo isnt any fun tho
fantabulous: Went to the ER, and they were all "Yeah, nothing we can do. Here's a referral to an ophthalmologist."
Gregonzola: Fanta, was this the result of a ragefapping incident?
Shoo86: i get too nice when i drink
Shoo86: i prefer being a jerk
Carling: sorry shoo but you're not a jerk -hic-
fantabulous: Then
I went to the opthamologist and he was all "Yeah. Hemmorhage. Nothing I
can do about it here. Here's a referral to a retinal specialist."
Gregonzola demands drunk Shoo
Gregonzola: Fanta, this story sounds like no fun.
Shoo86: haha
Shoo86: when are we having our clan bar night?
PizzaDaHutt: : / -hic-
fantabulous: Then I got my eyeball cut into or something and I've had ridiculous amounts of laser treatment afterwards.
Carling: i'm down
Carling: it seems like most of us are on the east coast -hic-
Gregonzola: Woah.
Carling: this shouldn't be so hard to set up
PizzaDaHutt: i'm up for it
Gregonzola: Did they tell you what caused the hemhorrage?
fantabulous: Yeah. Wasn't controlling my blood sugar, and hadn't been in to the opthamologist in years.
Shoo86: are you diabetic fanta?
fantabulous: Yes.
Gregonzola: Oh, dang. That's scary.
Leeverb: They make sugarless Fanta
Leeverb: like diet fanta
fantabulous: So. For the week or so I had blood in my eye, I had a Ramonocle.
Leeverb: that's awesome
Shoo86: haha fanta
Shoo86: about the 2nd part, not the first
baljinder: I am going to shower real quick, but I just want you guys to know
fantabulous: It wasn't actually all that cool. The center of my vision was completely blocked out.
baljinder: My poop I just had smelled exactly like the crab soup I had two nights ago
Did he really just say that?
Leeverb: Did you shake your fist at people and go, "HogAAAAN!"?
Gregonzola: For the first time in KoL, I think I may have just gotten TMI. -hic-
Leeverb: Actually yeah that is pretty scary, fanta
Shoo86: i agree with gergs
Shoo86: but not the first time
Shoo86: lol
fantabulous: I
had some red tinted peripheral vision, though. The first time I tried
driving at night, I thought a cop or ambulance was behind me whenever
headlights would hit my rearview mirror.
Gregonzola: Wow. That would distract you.
Miss Havisham: That's scary!
Miss Havisham: Done with social workers til January. How should I celebrate?
fantabulous: Probably get drunk and pass out naked in the lawn.
Miss Havisham: This one brought an entire garbage bag of presents for all three kids, not just the foster kid.
Miss Havisham: I may just do that, only substitute "desert landscaping," which is to say "pebbles"
Havi will be picking pebbles out of her back for days.
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