Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Crimbo and the End of the Mayan Calendar


Imaginos: sooo what's the word? anything awesome for crimbo this year?
Everybody: I'm waiting on dicklasers!
Gregonzola: Really not a lot of awesome.
Gregonzola: Get the outfit, enjoy.
Imaginos: that smacks of effort, which inherently means I'll have nothing to do with it.
Imaginos: what about these do not open til crimbo packages?
Everybody: Same as before, IIRC.
Gregonzola: Shoo was going to buy lots of them and put 1 meat in each.
Imaginos: not even a cool end of Kingdom scenario? Now that doesn't happen everyday.
Imaginos: If they'd had thought that out they could have threatened everyone with reset for 21 days...that would have been a blast.
Everybody: Maybe they WILL shut the servers off forever. That'd be so cool.
Everybody: They should offer us a moment to throw our multis in a volcano to appease the Mayan gods.
Gregonzola: That would be awesome.
Imaginos: Yeah then Lerb could do a daily sacrifice for close to 2 years straight
Everybody: Our Mr. Store items, being blessed, would bubble back out.
Everybody: Or maybe the essences (names) would become masks you could wear. That would be pretty cool.
Everybody: And then we could put Miss Havisham on a bukkake merry-go-ground.
Gregonzola: Pooch, you really should write short stories.
Everybody: I should. Furrealz!

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