[20:53] Shoo86:
MANTZ
[20:53] Miss
Havisham: oh i thought about you earlier.
[20:54]
Miss Havisham:
the guy in front of me ordered you for lunch.
[20:54] Pa
amb Tomaquet: "I'd like a Mantz, please"?
[20:54]
Miss Havisham:
well, a ham salad sandwich. i still don't think i've seen mantz use any
name but this one.
[20:54] ham
Salad sAndWich: "One art, please"
[20:55] Pa
amb Tomaquet: people actually eat ham salad?
[20:55]
AbbyNormal:
haha id take a mantz hha
[20:55] Miss
Havisham: i didn't know it was a thing.
[20:55]
KrakMunky69:
it's gross as shit
[20:55] Gregonzola:
I would eat ham salad.
[20:55] ham
Salad sAndWich: It's delioghtful, Lena.
[20:55]
Pa amb Tomaquet:
I remember Mantz saying that he made it up because it sounded disgusting.
[20:55]
Gregonzola:
Thinly sliced ham? Awesome.
[20:55] ham
Salad sAndWich: well sorta
[20:55]
Gregonzola:
Cut into little cubes or rectangles.
[20:56]
KrakMunky69:
no it's all ground up
[20:56] Gregonzola:
Mixed with Best Foods and some spices.
[20:56]
ham Salad
sAndWich: it all started with me hating on my exes dog who
was terrible but handsome
[20:56] KrakMunky69:
and it's somehow even saltier usually
[20:56]
Miss Havisham:
yes, it was proudly displayed in the case. it was diced, tiny cubes, mixed
with mayo and what looked like celery and apples or something
[20:56]
ham Salad
sAndWich: and I would call him "handsome"
[20:56]
Miss Havisham:
*shudder*
[20:57] ham
Salad sAndWich: Then as he got worse it turned to
"haaaaaaaaaam salad"
[20:57]
ham Salad
sAndWich: I only know how to train dogs via sarcasm. I'm
actually really good at it.
[20:58] ham
Salad sAndWich: I could make a fortune training dogs. All
my friends and neighbors have them and
[20:59]
ham Salad
sAndWich: I change behavior with sarcasm.
[20:59] Miss
Havisham: I train children with sarcasm, so i believe it is
possible for dogs.
[20:59]
ham Salad
sAndWich: "Oh sweet. You're a year old and you can still
pee on a puppy pad."
[21:00] ham
Salad sAndWich: Swear to god that dog never used the pad
again.
[21:00] Miss
Havisham: (now it pees in the shower)
[21:00]
ham Salad
sAndWich: i thought you trained graduate students, havi
[21:00]
Miss Havisham:
Not as effectively as I train pre-teens
[21:01]
KrakMunky69:
my exs cat was trained to use the toilet
[21:01]
ham Salad
sAndWich: no he's hoousebroken. It was actually hilarious
[21:01]
ham Salad
sAndWich: wait...
[21:01] KrakMunky69:
scared the shit out of me more than a few times
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