Of water bras and cosmopolitan penises

[14:24] fantabulous: I've never tried a water bra.
[14:24] Gregonzola: The ex wore them for comfort.
[14:25] Everybody: Your ex should wear ME for comfort.
[14:25] fantabulous: I don't see how having a grown man on my chest all day would be comfortable.
[14:26] fantabulous: It'd probably be great exercise, though.
[14:26] Everybody: Who said anything about wearing on the chest?
[14:27] fantabulous: I don't see how having a man sodomize me all day would be comfortable.
[14:28] Everybody: HEHEHEH.
[14:28] Everybody: That's the spirit :)
[14:29] miss havisham: and i was just picturing carrying pooch aorund on my shoulders.
[14:29] Everybody: Facing backwards.
[14:29] Everybody: How convenient. Then I can get my penis cleaned while I do housework.
[14:32] fantabulous: How dirty does your penis get in the course of a normal day?
[14:32] miss havisham: not very, in that posture.
[14:32] Everybody: Well, it sleeps on the couch, it has a shower... then it goes to the forest, goes to yoga.
[14:32] Everybody: You know, its quite cosmopolitan in nature.
[14:33] Everybody: It would get havi germs. Ew.
[14:33] miss havisham: Ew.