Pooch's Deadly Weapon

[10:40] zweitracht: Punctual companionship would be nice, but the NS will zap that.
[10:40] zweitracht: Just me and my reindeer, conspiring against every monster in the kingdom.
[10:41] zweitracht: I need a 0-attack to stall with now.
[10:41] zweitracht: Normally I'd say 'dictionary' but not in HC.
[10:51] Gregonzola: Kill them all, Pooch.
[10:51] Gregonzola: With your dicktionary.
[10:52] zweitracht: Then I have to register it as a deadly weapon.. and they have to take it away from me on planes.
[10:55] Gregonzola: Naw, they don't take the hands from karate experts. But you could ask a stewardess to hold it for you so it doesn't hurt anyone.
[10:56] zweitracht: OOO.
[10:56] zweitracht: Yes. With her mouth.
[11:18] zweitracht: I've got to imagine that getting blown in-flight by a stewardess is a risky affair.
[11:18] zweitracht: You know she's going to bite down if there's turbulence.
[11:18] zweitracht: Gods, I should've been a pilot.
[11:18] Tiny Plastic GrimmSpoon: its moor risky if it is the pilot doing it