Who's that trip trapping over my bridge?

[11:03] Everybody: So as I was out camping at the "haunted" cabin, there's a bridge about 20 feet shy of the back porch.
[11:04] Everybody: Invaders can't generally see the cabin because it's just so damned dark.
[11:04] Everybody: One of the dogs points out that someone's coming, so I sneak out the back door and around to the foot of the bridge.
[11:04] Everybody: One of the group declares jokingly, "I'm the bridge troll!"
[11:04] Everybody: And I correct him from the other side. "No, no you're not. That title is mine."
[11:04] Everybody: Flashlights all swivel.
[11:05] Everybody: Trollin' IRL, bitchez.