Train Sex

[11:53] Gregonzola: [link] http:// blog.sfgate.com/ crime/2013/10/21/ man-acquitted-of- sex-with-bart-seat/
[11:53] Gregonzola: Huh. Who knew there was felony indecent exposure?
[11:54] miss havisham: that does seem indecent.
[11:54] Gregonzola: It's San Francisco. There is no indecent.
[11:54] kashieda: only in-can-decent
[11:54] Everybody: Christ, it's like your cultural was founded by a bunch of nazi prudes who were afraid of sex.
[11:55] miss havisham: I guess so, Greg, since he was acquitted.
[11:55] miss havisham: i didn't read the whole thing, though. maybe there was some reason.
[11:55] Gregonzola: I think that fucking a train seat in front of everyone is probably something we don't want to allow, if only to save public funds on semen clean up.
[11:56] Gregonzola: He was acquitted because it didn't rise to the definition of felony public indecency. They'd have had to prove he was seeking an audience.
[11:56] Gregonzola: He claimed he was simply seeking some private time with the train seat.
[11:56] kashieda: call in the navy
[11:56] kashieda: they can handle seamen
[11:56] Everybody: I expect if the culture weren't so sexually repressed, shit like this would happen MUCH less frequently.
[11:56] Gregonzola: In the Navy!
[11:57] Gregonzola: Pooch, he was smoking crack. I suspect repression wasn't the issue there.
[11:57] miss havisham: perhaps he was marking it so a weirdo didn't sit next to him