Monday, October 28, 2013

Weinermobile

[09:48] Everybody: Still weirded out.
[09:48] Everybody: Coming out of a night shift at the library and there was the Weinermobile.
[09:48] Everybody: One of the top 5 surreal things.
[09:48] NataliaM: hah, that thing was like 3 blocks from my house the other day.
[09:49] Everybody: And of course, I did what anybody else who never sleeps, works graveyard, and is paranoid as fuck did.
[09:49] Everybody: I assumed it was either e hallucination or an ambush.
[09:49] NataliaM: i was doing the international gesture for honking the horn (right fist up, pull down) but to no avail
[09:49] Everybody: Went back INTO the library, carefully went out another door and kept looking over my shoulder the whole walk home.
[09:49] Everybody: HEHEHEH.
[09:49] Everybody would totally trick that thing out with a hydraulic soaker.
[09:50] NataliaM: some guy in a hotdog outfit jumps you from behind a bush. "How about a little of this mustard, fucker!"
[09:50] Everybody: Can you imagine? You're driving along, the Weinermobile pulls up behind you and just hoses down the back of your ride.
[09:50] Everybody: Oh MAN. If hotdogmidget tried to ambush me at that point, I woulda danced on his face in the middle of Fess st.
[09:50] NataliaM: haha, like that james bond game on the old colecovision. dropping relish instead of an oil slick
[09:50] NataliaM: haha, like that james bond game on the old colecovision. dropping relish instead of an oil slick
[09:50] Everybody: There was a Bond game for Colecovision? -hic-
[09:51] Everybody: That sounds so much better than "Smurfs: Rescue at Gargamel's Castle". 

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