The Magical Vagina

[10:50] Gregonzola: [link] http:// www.tvguide.com/ News/Once-Upon-Time- Promo-Magic-Crotch- 1071764.aspx
[10:52] Gregonzola: Goodwin isn't a great choice for Snow White, honestly. Fairest in the land? Not with Meghan Ory around.
[10:54] Everybody: ONE PILL MAKSE YOU LARGER.
[10:54] miss havisham: it's a news story. i actually found the video elsewhere and it wasn't as interesting as it sounded like it might be.
[10:55] Everybody: And now we know the REAL story about Roger & Jessica Rabbit.
[10:55] Gregonzola: Havi, I think people get silly about vaginas.
[10:55] Gregonzola: They're just vaginas. -hic-
[10:56] Gregonzola: If they're not actually deployed in a sexy manner, they're only anatomy.
[10:56] miss havisham: be that as it may, it would be weird to have a rabbit disappear into one
[10:56] Everybody: Yup. Convenient places to store a fist.
[10:57] Gregonzola: Heh.
[10:57] Gregonzola: A fist or a rabbit evidently.
[10:57] miss havisham: depends on the fist.
[10:57] miss havisham: or the vagina, i guess.
[10:58] miss havisham: probably a combination of factors
[11:00] Everybody: Ambient temperature. Blood concentration of muscle relaxants.
[11:01] Gregonzola: If you've had kids, you can take a fist.
[11:02] miss havisham: Through a hole in my belly, sure
[11:02] Everybody: That's the way I see it.
[11:02] miss havisham: if there's a scalpel involved
[11:02] miss havisham: proper surgical techniques
[11:02] Everybody: Huh? There's not even cervical dilation issues to be concerned about.
[11:02] Everybody: This is just fisting. Stretching the entryway.
[11:02] miss havisham: I have never had a kid go out that way.
[11:03] Everybody: You don't need to. That's not the tricky part.
[11:03] Everybody: Christ, am I going to have to give a lecture on female anatomy here?
[11:03] miss havisham: ...no. that will not be necessary.
[11:03] miss havisham: i do not need to know the tricky part about fisting.
[11:03] Everybody: A HANDS-ON LABORATORY?
[11:03] miss havisham: unless it's "the tricky part is convincing the woman to go along with it"
[11:04] Everybody: The tricky part is really just keeping her relaxed. 
[11:04] Everybody: It goes pretty smoothly if you keep relaxed.
[11:04] Everybody: It's like buttsex in that regard.