Open Zipper Night

[11:50] Piter: so guys, I think I'm gonna try to perform at the Nerdapalooza open mic event :D
[11:50] Gregonzola: Where did Thom go? Is he on another drinking and masturbating binge?
[11:51] Gregonzola: Do it Piter!
[11:51] kashieda: Yay, Piter
[11:51] Everybody: DO IT, PITER!
[11:51] kashieda: what's your go? -hic-
[11:51] Big Daddy Grimm: since when are those two different things?
[11:51] Everybody tries to think of a liquor with a more generous opening size.
[11:51] Big Daddy Grimm: do it piter
[11:51] Piter: I think I will. I'm gonna do Kim Press B and then Dakka Slakka with my alloted time
[11:51] Piter: it'll be my first time on stage rapping
[11:52] Gregonzola: *fapping
[11:52] Everybody: Do a line of coke first. It will help.
[11:52] Everybody gives professional advice.
[11:52] RAMONE: no he's done that before
[11:52] Piter: Yeah, I got pulled on stage in Amsterdam once at a sex show
[11:52] Piter: got paid for that