[12:36] Shoo86:
have any of you ever had to call a plumber for a clogged toilet?
[12:37]
Gregonzola:
No, usually a plunger does it for me.
[12:37]
Gregonzola:
Do you have a snake lying around, or a friend with one? I mean a drain
snake, not an actual reptile.
[12:37] Shoo86:
no
[12:38] Everybody:
Do you have a cherry bomb or m80? ;>
[12:38]
Shoo86:
also i didnt have a plunger
[12:38] Shoo86:
so i went and bought one
[12:38] KrakMunky69:
i had to because one of my friends was a fucking junkie and flushed a
tampon down my old ass plumbing
[12:38] Shoo86:
and it doesnt even seal around the hole
[12:38]
Shoo86:
and i had to walk there
[12:38] Everybody:
Wtf, Shoo, did you borrow a frost giant's toilet?
[12:38]
Shoo86:
so i wasted like an hour
[12:38] Shoo86:
i mean it curves weird
[12:39] Shoo86:
so the thing is sitting up too high
[12:39]
Shoo86:
and air gets out the sides
[12:39] Everybody:
Oh. :(
[12:39] Shoo86:
even tho the circle is big enough
[12:39] Everybody:
That's shitty design.
[12:39] Shoo86:
so all i did was spray toilet water on my arms
[12:39]
Shoo86:
its not totally clogged, it flushes
[12:39]
Shoo86:
but it takes forever
[12:41] MISS
HAVISHAM: ew. sorry for your lots.
[12:42]
Shoo86:
how expensive is a plumber
[12:42] Shoo86:
and how quick can they usually make an appt
[12:42]
KrakMunky69:
you are probably looking at $150 minimum
[12:42]
Shoo86:
if i had a fucking snake i could do this myself
[12:43]
KrakMunky69:
more if it's an emergency visit
[12:43] KrakMunky69:
it would be cheaper to go buy a $30 snake lol
[12:44]
Everybody:
Strangely, I agree with krak on this one.
[12:44]
Shoo86:
i didnt see that at the hardware store i went to =(
[12:44]
fantabulous:
You might try pouring a 2 liter of coke in there, if it's not already
overflowing.
[12:44] Gregonzola:
Stick your hand down there, bro.
[12:44] Shoo86:
am also limited by not having a car
[12:44]
Gregonzola:
Way cheaper than a plumber.
[12:44] MISS
HAVISHAM: "Stick your hand up there, Bro" is what I read
[12:44]
Everybody:
How long has it been in this condition?
[12:44]
Shoo86:
if the wire hanger didnt work my hand certainly wont reach any further
[12:44]
Shoo86:
like 4 hours
[12:45] Gregonzola:
Ah, good point. Leave it longer and water might do the work for you. -hic-
[12:45]
fantabulous:
This is one of those situations where I'm not sure if it would be useful
to shit gold.
[12:45] Gregonzola:
If you only flushed bodily effluvia and toilet paper, that stuff breaks
down.
[12:45] Everybody:
Where are you in general, shoo? House? apartment? newer? older?
[12:45]
Shoo86:
apt
[12:45] Shoo86:
new
[12:45] Shoo86:
its my fault
[12:45] KrakMunky69:
depends how solid of a shit it was lol
[12:46]
Shoo86:
i threw shit in there i shouldnt have
[12:46]
Shoo86:
i was being lazy
[12:46] Everybody:
Ohhhh.
[12:46] Gregonzola:
There has to be a way to make that plunger seal.
[12:46]
KrakMunky69:
lol and now it's gonna cost you like $300
[12:46]
Gregonzola:
You can still call apartment maintenance can't you?
[12:46]
Shoo86:
and now its made things 100x more difficult haha
[12:46]
Shoo86:
oh..
[12:46] Shoo86:
hmm
[12:46] Shoo86:
thats a thought
[12:47] Shoo86:
i bet Javier could fix it
[12:47] Everybody:
I thought you were skipping that just outta some kind of gentrified nature.
[12:47]
Gregonzola:
If you live in an apartment, that's part of your rent.
[12:47]
Gregonzola:
Make use of him.
[12:47] KrakMunky69:
.....lol how do you not think of contacting maintenance?
[12:47]
fantabulous:
Just hope he doesn't poop in your mouth and punch you in the face for
clogging the toilet.
[12:48] Shoo86:
idk
[12:48] Gregonzola:
Although he's going to look at you funny when he starts pulling your used
condoms and leftover lasagna from the toilet.
[12:48]
Gregonzola:
He'll be like, "Dude, this is what your garbage can is for."
[12:48]
Shoo86:
lol
[12:48] Shoo86:
ffs
[12:48] KrakMunky69:
shoo you are like this super smart kol genius and pharmacist but sometimes
i think you lack common sense :-p
[12:48] Shoo86:
shortcuts always lead to more issues down the road
[12:49]
Shoo86:
and yet i do things like this
[12:49] Gregonzola:
"Look, I was just trying to see what happens if you flush eggplant."
[12:49]
Shoo86:
i dont lack it
[12:49] Shoo86:
i ignore it when its easier sometimes
[12:49]
MISS HAVISHAM:
used condoms and leftover lasagna, STOP
[12:49]
Shoo86:
haha
[12:49] MISS
HAVISHAM: I JUST ATE
[12:49]
Gregonzola:
Your shredder broke down so you decided to flush sensitive documents
instead?
[12:52] Everybody:
I hear two reasons for ninja turtles: 1) sewers, 2) Shredder.
[12:52]
Shoo86:
hmm
[12:52] Everybody:
Plumbers:1, Ninja Turtles: 2
[12:52] MISS
HAVISHAM: how many reasons do we need in order to invoke
them?
[12:52] MISS
HAVISHAM: i think 3 reasons plus an incantation of some kind
[12:52]
Everybody:
Four, I think.
[12:52] Everybody:
One for each turtle.
[12:53] MISS
HAVISHAM: Oh, good call.
[12:53]
Shoo86:
so i should call the maintenence guy then?
[12:53]
MISS HAVISHAM:
we can work that into the incantation
[12:53]
Shoo86:
or go find him or whatever
[12:53] MISS
HAVISHAM: shoo, you are seriously dumb
[12:53]
MISS HAVISHAM:
yes, call him
[12:53] Shoo86:
damnit im a fucking asshole
[12:53] MISS
HAVISHAM: then suffer through the indignity of him finding
whatever it is you flushed
[12:53] Shoo86:
i dont wanna deal with him
[12:53] Everybody:
Unless you flushed something that violates your lease.
[12:53]
MISS HAVISHAM:
it'd be as bad with a plumber though, and at least this way you don't have
to pay
[12:53] Shoo86:
hes such a dick lol
[12:53] MISS
HAVISHAM: like a limb
[12:53]
MISS HAVISHAM:
ok, meeting time now :(
[12:54] Shoo86:
lmao
[12:54] Shoo86:
you guys are funny
[12:54] fantabulous:
If you really don't want to deal with the maintenance guy or a plumber,
just start pooping in bags.
[12:54] Shoo86:
idk if theres a flushing clause in my lease, i should check
[12:54]
Everybody:
Well, I was thinking about flushing drugs, or firearms, or tenants you
haven't officially reported.
[12:55] Shoo86:
yeah, i hear ya
[12:55] Shoo86:
not you fanta
[12:55] Shoo86:
lol
[12:55] KrakMunky69:
or pets other than fish
[12:55] fantabulous:
But pugs are so small!
[12:56]
Everybody:
Goat heads.
[12:56] Shoo86:
hmm
[12:57] Gregonzola:
If it's really compromising, lease-breaking stuff then you'll probably
have to shell out for a plumber.
[12:57] KrakMunky69:
it would explain the black candles and robes though pooch
[12:57]
Everybody
nods. Krak, do you have any goat skulls?[12:57]
Shoo86:
nah its just like food and stuff
[12:57] Everybody:
I figure if he flushes something any weirder than what he already flushed,
Javier will remember the goat skull.
[12:57]
KrakMunky69:
i do, 2 of them
[12:58] Shoo86:
stuff that would have gotten gross and made me go to the dumpster and i
didnt feel like it
[12:58] Shoo86:
so i just flushed it
[12:58]
Everybody:
Oh.
[12:58] Everybody:
Bizarre.
[12:58] Everybody:
I never would've thought of that.
[12:58] Everybody:
I guess it was optimal.
[12:58] MISS
HAVISHAM: SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT
[12:59]
KrakMunky69:
or lazy, whichever
[12:59] MISS
HAVISHAM: except i guess it wasn't. shoo misjudges optimal,
hits embarrassing instead
[12:59] MISS
HAVISHAM: had to happen
[12:59]
MISS HAVISHAM:
bainow
[12:59] Shoo86:
bye havi
[12:59] Shoo86:
ughughughughugh
[12:59] Shoo86:
this guys such an asshole i dont wanna deal with him today haha
[13:00]
Gregonzola:
[link]
http:// kolcrap.blogspot.com /2013/06/shoo-has- clogged-toilet-i-
figured-out.html
[13:00] Shoo86:
im gonna go fiddle with it for another hour
[13:00]
Shoo86:
bbs
[13:00] fantabulous:
Enjoy shitting in bags, shoo.
