Yoga Booty...Its the American Way!

clan] sWINgSet: ohay guys
[clan] Grimmy: hey bossman!
[clan] sWINgSet: yo grimmeh
[clan] sWINgSet: i'm just headed out
[clan] Shoo86: mantz
[clan] sWINgSet: booty call and she the AUDACITY to make me come to her place

(soonish after)

clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: who let swingset in?
[clan] KrakMunky69: lolwut
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: shoo's gf is hot
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: and totally into me
[clan] Shoo86: haha
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: that's not my booty call, though.
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: not tonight, at least
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: ;)
[clan] Shoo86: thanks

[clan] KrakMunky69: but yet he totally pretends she doesn't exist half the time lol
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: it isn't like he's trolling for pussy here
[clan] Shoo86: trawlin
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: he's just... what's the opposite of afk?
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: at fucking keyboard >:|
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: spreadsheetin
[clan] Shoo86: haha
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: okay i gotta run before this gets crazy
[clan] KrakMunky69: and talking about checking out girls asses on the train
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: love you guys
[clan] Shoo86: i moved around my spreadsheet and put stuff on the right days mantzf
[clan] Shoo86: orm what i did
[clan] KrakMunky69: adios mantz, have fun
[clan] Shoo86: woo!
[clan] Shoo86: later dude
[clan] Shoo86: lol krak
[clan] Shoo86: i have a gf, im not dead
[clan] hAm SaLad sandwich: checking out asses is our god given right as americans

[clan] Shoo86: haha
[clan] JoshTheManiac: God bless Yoga pants

clan] Shoo86: bless yoga pants and ignore africa
[clan] Shoo86: lol

Origin Story

[20:53] Shoo86: MANTZ
[20:53] Miss Havisham: oh i thought about you earlier.
[20:54] Miss Havisham: the guy in front of me ordered you for lunch.
[20:54] Pa amb Tomaquet: "I'd like a Mantz, please"?
[20:54] Miss Havisham: well, a ham salad sandwich. i still don't think i've seen mantz use any name but this one.
[20:54] ham Salad sAndWich: "One art, please"
[20:55] Pa amb Tomaquet: people actually eat ham salad?
[20:55] AbbyNormal: haha id take a mantz hha
[20:55] Miss Havisham: i didn't know it was a thing.
[20:55] KrakMunky69: it's gross as shit
[20:55] Gregonzola: I would eat ham salad.
[20:55] ham Salad sAndWich: It's delioghtful, Lena.
[20:55] Pa amb Tomaquet: I remember Mantz saying that he made it up because it sounded disgusting.
[20:55] Gregonzola: Thinly sliced ham? Awesome.
[20:55] ham Salad sAndWich: well sorta
[20:55] Gregonzola: Cut into little cubes or rectangles.
[20:56] KrakMunky69: no it's all ground up
[20:56] Gregonzola: Mixed with Best Foods and some spices.
[20:56] ham Salad sAndWich: it all started with me hating on my exes dog who was terrible but handsome
[20:56] KrakMunky69: and it's somehow even saltier usually
[20:56] Miss Havisham: yes, it was proudly displayed in the case. it was diced, tiny cubes, mixed with mayo and what looked like celery and apples or something
[20:56] ham Salad sAndWich: and I would call him "handsome"
[20:56] Miss Havisham: *shudder*
[20:57] ham Salad sAndWich: Then as he got worse it turned to "haaaaaaaaaam salad"
[20:57] ham Salad sAndWich: I only know how to train dogs via sarcasm. I'm actually really good at it.
[20:58] ham Salad sAndWich: I could make a fortune training dogs. All my friends and neighbors have them and
[20:59] ham Salad sAndWich: I change behavior with sarcasm.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: I train children with sarcasm, so i believe it is possible for dogs.
[20:59] ham Salad sAndWich: "Oh sweet. You're a year old and you can still pee on a puppy pad."
[21:00] ham Salad sAndWich: Swear to god that dog never used the pad again.
[21:00] Miss Havisham: (now it pees in the shower)
[21:00] ham Salad sAndWich: i thought you trained graduate students, havi
[21:00] Miss Havisham: Not as effectively as I train pre-teens
[21:01] KrakMunky69: my exs cat was trained to use the toilet
[21:01] ham Salad sAndWich: no he's hoousebroken. It was actually hilarious
[21:01] ham Salad sAndWich: wait...
[21:01] KrakMunky69: scared the shit out of me more than a few times