Oh, that's where he keeps it

[11:36] Gregonzola: Guys, I'm concerned.
[11:36] Gregonzola: I'm hearing that thigh gaps are big now, but I don't have one.
[11:36] Gregonzola: Do you think I need to do some serious Atkins or something?
[11:36] Gun_Mage: LOL
[11:36] Gun_Mage: thigh gaps are meh
[11:38] AlbinoPanther: starvation diet, greg. it's the only way.
[11:38] Lord_Wyrme: i have a gap in my thighs. but it is filled by a very large dragon goodie sack ^_~

The Client List

[12:54] blazikeaton: This room is too boring.
[12:54] blazikeaton: ACTIVATE RANDOM POWERS!!!
[12:54] Gregonzola: Sorry, Blazi. What do you like to talk about?
[12:54] blazikeaton: I AM A BANANA.
[12:54] lord_wyrme31: Greg is just trying to curry favor from you, I ignore such frivolous actions
[12:54] Gregonzola: I don't want to talk about your banana.
[12:55] blazikeaton: lololololololololol
[12:55] Gregonzola: Or curry banana.
[12:55] Gregonzola: Which sounds awful.
[12:55] miss havisham: ew
[12:55] Gun_Mage: eewwww
[12:55] miss havisham: that does sound awful
[12:55] blazikeaton: HOLY SHIIT HE IS NOT A NINJA!!!
[12:55] Gregonzola is a ninja secret agent platypus
[12:55] blazikeaton starts waving his arms in an impossible manner.
[12:55] xTyrx starts following Greg around and making secret agent themed sound effects
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sweet. Now I have my own bard.
[12:56] SindeeTots: I'd eat a curry banana for money
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sindee is braver than I am.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: sindee, youd do ANYTHING for money
[12:56] Gun_Mage: ANYTHING
[12:56] Gun_Mage: A
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N
[12:56] Gun_Mage: Y
[12:56] Gun_Mage: T
[12:56] Gun_Mage: H
[12:56] Gun_Mage: I
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N -hic-
[12:56] Gun_Mage: G
[12:56] lord_wyrme31: Please to not spam chat, kthnxbai
[12:56] SindeeTots: just throw it in my mouth
[12:56] Gregonzola: Um, you know, suggesting she'd do anything for money might give people certain notions.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: "anythung"
[12:56] miss havisham: You have arrived, Greg
[12:57] Gun_Mage: greg, watch this
[12:57] blazikeaton: OHO!
[12:57] Gun_Mage: hey sindee!
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: You don't know Sindee very well then Greg lol
[12:57] SindeeTots: nowdy
[12:57] Gun_Mage: would you do anything for money?
[12:57] SindeeTots: howdy
[12:57] Gregonzola: Also, who is "Anything" and why is the client list so short?  
[12:57] SindeeTots: of course, I have no morals
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: It's because anything has a big penis    

Who is Lord Wyrme?

[13:28] Lord_Wyrme: <------ is a hating hater who hates

Glad we nailed that down

[13:12] Viral_Effigy drunkenly wanders through the gates and gets naked
[13:12] Gun_Mage: itll be fun
[13:12] Lord_Wyrme: You three are the clan three stooges
[13:12] QuantumLlama: I believe they have enough to make 4 stooges.
[13:12] Gregonzola: This night, you shall be visited by three stooges.
[13:12] Gun_Mage: hey quantum
[13:12] xTyrx: waiiit what type of restrictions does it have?
[13:12] QuantumLlama: (Don't know who we're talking about. Just got here.)
[13:12] xTyrx checks the trendy
[13:13] Gun_Mage: eddo says hi meins can be consumed
[13:13] Gregonzola: Quantum, Gun Mage, Tyre and Viral Effigy are the clan three stooges according to Wyrme.
[13:13] Calvsie dramatically dances into the room
[13:13] Lord_Wyrme: VE is moe, Tyr is Larry and GM is curly
[13:13] Gun_Mage: but Im skinny and not bald.....
[13:14] QuantumLlama: Oh. DEFINITELY enough for four. >: )
[13:14] Big Daddy Grimm: but there are four of them listed...
[13:14] Viral_Effigy: someone has to be Shemp
[13:14] Viral_Effigy: LW, you're Shemp
[13:14] Calvsie: I can shemp
[13:14] Gun_Mage: early shemp??? or late shemp?
[13:14] QuantumLlama: Maybe we can be Danny, Donny, Joe, John, and Jordan.
[13:14] Lord_Wyrme: Nope cal is curly and GM is sheep