Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.
What? You need context?
fantabulous: Thom. Thom.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Fanta. Fanta.
fantabulous: We had a question or two for you yesterday.
Gregonzola: Heh.
fantabulous: Was your Jimmy John's sandwich good?
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: It was good, yes.
Gregonzola: Was it good enough that you stuffed your erect penis into the sandwich?
fantabulous: Like so good you slid your erect penis in and out of the sandwich?
screechpowers: i always come back to the weirdest sentences
Shoo86: lol
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I did not have sexual relations with that sandwich.
screechpowers: hahaha
screechpowers: remember when homer simpson won that huge sandwich
screechpowers: and he kept eating it
screechpowers: and it rotted and gave him food poisoning
fantabulous: But.
Let's just suppose for a moment that you did slide your erect penis in
and out of a ham sandwich and got mayonnaise and other condiments in your
pubic hair.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Let us suppose that then.
Gregonzola: The next question does require that supposition.
Everybody: Mayo is good for your skin.
fantabulous: Would you take a slice of ham from the sandwich and use that to clean up? Would you then eat the slice of ham?
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Jesus, Fanta.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'd use a napkin.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'm not a freak.
fantabulous: Someone claimed I was channeling you yesterday when I was talking about fighting bears.
fantabulous: So then I did channel you and went on about fucking a sandwich.
Gregonzola: Let's say you didn't have a napkin. -hic-
fantabulous: I guess I didn't channel you correctly.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I do talk about fighting bears quite a bit.
Gregonzola: And you had to wipe the mayo with the ham. Would you eat cock ham?
Miss Havisham: I would not, because mayo :*(
fantabulous: I independently have my own hatred of bears that is in no way channeling you.
Gregonzola: Mantz felt you would, because ham keeps away the ghosts and you're more afraid of ghosts than cock ham.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.
Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.
Yilf's phone number followed, but you can't have that.
