Yilf in Hell

[14:48] fantabulous: Yeah. Beyond the "Yiff in hell" or "How many dogs have you fucked?" comments, I don't see the big deal about mentioning that one is a furry.
[14:49] kashieda: I read that as "Yilf in hell"
[14:50] Gregonzola: I did, too. -hic-
[14:52] jesabele: I read it the same
[14:52] Gregonzola: From the makers of Breaking Bad comes a new series.
[14:52] Gregonzola: About an innocent girl facing a less-than-innocent situation.
[14:52] kashieda: Good Bonings?
[14:52] Gregonzola: YILF IN HELL
[14:52] Gregonzola: I think Yilf may be asexual.
[14:53] Gregonzola: I'm not even sure she has a vagina.
[14:53] Gregonzola: And please, if anyone's sure don't tell me.
[14:56] Gregonzola: And all goes silent again. I'm just engaging in chatsturbation here.
[14:57] kashieda: you are
[14:57] Everybody: Yilf is not asexual.
[14:57] kashieda: and then we come
[14:57] Gregonzola: Dammit, Pooch.

I want some too

[13:19] YILFIELLE: I will give my opinions    
[13:20] Gregonzola: I am eating pistachios. What do you think of them? -hic-
[13:20] YILFIELLE: They're green. :I
[13:20] Gregonzola: They are.
[13:20] YILFIELLE: Which is a good colour. :I
[13:20] Gregonzola: Agreed.
[13:20] YILFIELLE: my second favorite color is lime green
[13:20] YILFIELLE: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[13:20] Gregonzola: These are dry roasted and taste buttery.
[13:21] Gregonzola: These are the pringles of nuts.
[13:22] Everybody: Oh god, I want lime sherbet.    

Grimmy's Travel Restrictions

[08:24] YILFIELLE: [link] http:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=yw5zVZ0Uma4
[08:24] YILFIELLE: people just do wtfever they want
[08:24] Big Daddy Grimm: that 10 yr old sounds wonderful
[08:24] YILFIELLE: and judges are like 'kay do what you want but we reserve the right to just FRIGGIN' BUZZ YOU AFTER 2 SECONDS"
[08:24] YILFIELLE: oh, that little girl? yeah, she's aight
[08:24] Gregonzola: Out of context, Grimmy, that could be an awesome quotation.
[08:25] Big Daddy Grimm: which is why im no longer allowed in the philipines    

This one's for Yilf

The puppy compels you to sleep.

Obey the cute puppy.

Welcome to Chat

[09:17] Yilfielle: give me advice
[09:17] Yilfielle: about mixing drinks
[09:17] Yilfielle: :I
[09:17] Piter: sweet tea vodka and lemonade
[09:17] Piter: MAKE IT
[09:17] Piter: YOU'LL LOVE IT
[09:19] Yilfielle: i like sweet things BU
[09:19] Piter: well, that's mighty sweet
[09:19] Piter: and doesn't taste like alcohol
[09:19] Piter: ergo, YOU'LL LOVE IT
[09:20] Piter: firefly is the best sweet tea vodka (Wadmalaw Island SC REPRESENT)
[09:20] Piter: but burnett's is a passable alternative, and more affordable
[09:21] Piter: I'd normally never say this about burnett's because their regular vodka tastes like furniture
[09:21] Yilfielle: it...
[09:21] Yilfielle: tastes like
[09:21] Yilfielle: furniture?
[09:21] Yilfielle: I WANT IT
[09:21] Piter: NO -hic-
[09:21] Piter: YOU DON'T
[09:21] Piter: it's horrid. it tastes like furniture vodka
[09:21] Yilfielle: furniture
[09:21] Yilfielle: it tastes like
[09:21] Yilfielle: furniture
[09:21] Yilfielle: oh god
[09:21] Yilfielle: i want it so bad
[09:21] Yilfielle: yesssssssssssss
[09:21] Piter: like tables and chairs
[09:22] Piter: and ottomans
[09:22] Yilfielle: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[09:22] Yilfielle: HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS
[09:22] Piter: and it burns like the fire of about 60 matches
[09:23] miss havisham logged on.
[09:24] Gregonzola: It's only really good if you can light your urine on fire after you process it.
[09:24] miss havisham: Hi Greg
[09:24] miss havisham: Um. I take that back  

The context doesn't matter. Really.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.

What?  You need context?

fantabulous: Thom. Thom.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Fanta. Fanta.

fantabulous: We had a question or two for you yesterday.

Gregonzola: Heh.

fantabulous: Was your Jimmy John's sandwich good?

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: It was good, yes.

Gregonzola: Was it good enough that you stuffed your erect penis into the sandwich?

fantabulous: Like so good you slid your erect penis in and out of the sandwich?

screechpowers: i always come back to the weirdest sentences

Shoo86: lol

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I did not have sexual relations with that sandwich.

screechpowers: hahaha

screechpowers: remember when homer simpson won that huge sandwich

screechpowers: and he kept eating it

screechpowers: and it rotted and gave him food poisoning

fantabulous: But. Let's just suppose for a moment that you did slide your erect penis in and out of a ham sandwich and got mayonnaise and other condiments in your pubic hair.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Let us suppose that then.

Gregonzola: The next question does require that supposition.

Everybody: Mayo is good for your skin.

fantabulous: Would you take a slice of ham from the sandwich and use that to clean up? Would you then eat the slice of ham?

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Jesus, Fanta.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'd use a napkin.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I'm not a freak.

fantabulous: Someone claimed I was channeling you yesterday when I was talking about fighting bears.

fantabulous: So then I did channel you and went on about fucking a sandwich.

Gregonzola: Let's say you didn't have a napkin. -hic-

fantabulous: I guess I didn't channel you correctly.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I do talk about fighting bears quite a bit.

Gregonzola: And you had to wipe the mayo with the ham. Would you eat cock ham?

Miss Havisham: I would not, because mayo :*(

fantabulous: I independently have my own hatred of bears that is in no way channeling you.

Gregonzola: Mantz felt you would, because ham keeps away the ghosts and you're more afraid of ghosts than cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I would eat cock ham.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Because I'm already fucking a sandwich.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: I obviously have no reason to pretend I am not disgusting.

Yilf's phone number followed, but you can't have that.