[09:31] PizzaDaHutt:
this lady at the coffee shop gave me a kimono yesterday
[09:31] KrakMunky69:
....why za?
[09:32] PizzaDaHutt:
shes a regular, she went to japan, and brought me one back apparently
[09:32]
miss havisham:
was there a note attached, like, "show up at 10 pm tonight wearing this
and nothing else"?
[09:32] KrakMunky69:
that's super cool of her
[09:32] Everybody:
'Za bows and draws his katana.
[09:32] KrakMunky69:
she totally wants the d, za
[09:32] Everybody:
With a metallic 'schwing!'.
[09:33] Everybody:
Bring a rubber wakizashi and give her the "daisho" treatment.
[09:33]
KrakMunky69:
this is the best/worst fanfic ever
[09:33] PizzaDaHutt:
oh man
[09:34] miss
havisham: how old is she, zada?
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt:
~38
[09:34] Everybody:
+1! -hic-
[09:35] Everybody:
Wait, it'd be 38 if you DID suck one on the way to the parking lot.
[09:37]
miss havisham:
late 30s. she's tryin to get you in bed.
[09:37]
miss havisham:
can't blame her. but proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
[09:37]
PizzaDaHutt:
if it has 2 legs
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Thursday, July 25, 2013
Monday, July 15, 2013
Raspoontang
[19:56] PizzaDaHutt:
hello
[19:56] Leeverb: no
[19:57] Everybody: Zza Da Hu! OO LA TEC! -hic-
[19:57] Shoo86: hey zada -hic-
[19:57] MISS HAVISHAM: hi za
[19:57] PizzaDaHutt: whats new?
[19:57] Everybody: "Gua-aaards! Castrate him."
[19:57] Shoo86: i visited a clan that misses you apparently
[19:58] Everybody: I hope it was Lace vixens.
[19:58] Gregonzola: Zadultepec?
[19:58] Shoo86: lol
[19:59] Everybody: There is no Popocatepetl, there is only Zooltepec.
[19:59] PizzaDaHutt: yall had a break from me
[19:59] Shoo86: yes, zada
[20:00] Gregonzola: We didn't want a break, and you missed being cast in Pooch's porn film because you were away.
[20:00] Gregonzola bets you're really sorry for leaving us
[20:00] fantabulous: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't cast either.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Yet.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Want to be Rasputin?
[20:00] Everybody: Nobody's claimed the role of Raspoontang, the rapacious rogue that pursues Anustasia.
[20:00] PizzaDaHutt: can i at least get a porn name?
[20:01] Shoo86: pizzadaslutt
[19:56] Leeverb: no
[19:57] Everybody: Zza Da Hu! OO LA TEC! -hic-
[19:57] Shoo86: hey zada -hic-
[19:57] MISS HAVISHAM: hi za
[19:57] PizzaDaHutt: whats new?
[19:57] Everybody: "Gua-aaards! Castrate him."
[19:57] Shoo86: i visited a clan that misses you apparently
[19:58] Everybody: I hope it was Lace vixens.
[19:58] Gregonzola: Zadultepec?
[19:58] Shoo86: lol
[19:59] Everybody: There is no Popocatepetl, there is only Zooltepec.
[19:59] PizzaDaHutt: yall had a break from me
[19:59] Shoo86: yes, zada
[20:00] Gregonzola: We didn't want a break, and you missed being cast in Pooch's porn film because you were away.
[20:00] Gregonzola bets you're really sorry for leaving us
[20:00] fantabulous: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't cast either.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Yet.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Want to be Rasputin?
[20:00] Everybody: Nobody's claimed the role of Raspoontang, the rapacious rogue that pursues Anustasia.
[20:00] PizzaDaHutt: can i at least get a porn name?
[20:01] Shoo86: pizzadaslutt
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