Piter May be High

[09:33] Piter: there are frogs in space
[09:33] Piter: who knew?
[09:34] PizzaDaHutt: toads?
[09:38] Piter: toads carry disease
[09:38] Piter: frogs carry magic

She's not nice

[13:22] jesabele: seriously, I am in a mood
[13:22] Gregonzola: Jesa's on the prowl.
[13:22] Gregonzola: Hide your dongs, boys.
[13:23] jesabele: no, don't hide them
[13:23] jesabele: I promise to be nice
[13:23] Gregonzola: Oh, okay then. Wands out!
[13:25] PizzaDaHutt: ok
[13:25] jesabele: oheeey
[13:27] Gregonzola: I'm using my happiness on monsters right now.
[13:28] Gregonzola: Bend over, pirate wench!
[13:28] PizzaDaHutt: >.>
[13:28] Gregonzola: I actually meant in game.
[13:28] Gregonzola: I'd be more polite to Jesa.
[13:29] PizzaDaHutt: pfft
[13:29] jesabele: hahaha, I think you are the only one, Greag
[13:29] jesabele: show of hands who here would abuse the fuck out of me?
[13:29] Gregonzola: I think you're a fun person, so I tend to err on the side of chivalry. -hic-
[13:30] Gregonzola: Chivalry means donkey sex, right?
[13:30] jesabele: damnit, was hoping pooch was still here
[13:30] Gregonzola: He'd have nailed it.
[13:30] Gregonzola: The donkey.
[13:30] Piter coughs
[13:32] jesabele: is donkey sex where I would be on all fours and kick the shit out of you after?
[13:32] Gregonzola: Yes.
[13:32] jesabele: because that sounds about right
[13:32] Gregonzola: So much for the promise to be nice. 

Penis Trades

[12:55] puCCini: Ah. So "pencil trades" are all the rage, just like there were bite-trades for the Haunted House.
[12:58] puCCini: BUT WE CAN CALL THEM PENIS TRADES!
[13:01] Gregonzola: You need detachable penises for that.
[13:01] Gregonzola: I think there's a song about those.
[13:03] PizzaDaHutt: wut
[13:03] Gregonzola: Detachable penises. -hic-
[13:17] Tiny Plastic GrimmSpoon: ive been working on it for the past two days

That's what makes it so zesty

[09:34] PizzaDaHutt: i always do mccormicks salad seasoning...
[09:34] Everybody: Mmm, that's good stuff.
[09:34] miss havisham: ...never heard of it
[09:34] Everybody adds it to the purchase list.
[09:35] miss havisham: the chef who can't figure out frozen pot pies
[09:35] miss havisham: zada, you are a mystery
[09:36] PizzaDaHutt: its salt/pepper/romano cheese/paprika/ garlic/onion/sesame seeds? and some other stuff
[09:37] PizzaDaHutt: perfect for pasta salad
[09:37] Everybody: And semen!

Raspoontang

[19:56] PizzaDaHutt: hello
[19:56] Leeverb: no
[19:57] Everybody: Zza Da Hu! OO LA TEC! -hic-
[19:57] Shoo86: hey zada -hic-
[19:57] MISS HAVISHAM: hi za
[19:57] PizzaDaHutt: whats new?
[19:57] Everybody: "Gua-aaards! Castrate him."
[19:57] Shoo86: i visited a clan that misses you apparently
[19:58] Everybody: I hope it was Lace vixens.
[19:58] Gregonzola: Zadultepec?
[19:58] Shoo86: lol
[19:59] Everybody: There is no Popocatepetl, there is only Zooltepec.
[19:59] PizzaDaHutt: yall had a break from me
[19:59] Shoo86: yes, zada
[20:00] Gregonzola: We didn't want a break, and you missed being cast in Pooch's porn film because you were away.
[20:00] Gregonzola bets you're really sorry for leaving us
[20:00] fantabulous: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't cast either.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Yet.
[20:00] Gregonzola: Want to be Rasputin?
[20:00] Everybody: Nobody's claimed the role of Raspoontang, the rapacious rogue that pursues Anustasia.
[20:00] PizzaDaHutt: can i at least get a porn name?
[20:01] Shoo86: pizzadaslutt

The Pie War Continues

[09:44] PizzaDaHutt: god damned stouffers pot pies  
[09:47] PizzaDaHutt: bottom burnt and top crust is raw    

Meat Pie, Take Two

[09:42] MISS HAVISHAM: zada, how is it you cook real food for a real job but can't manage a microwave meatpie
[09:44] Shoo86: meatpielol
[09:44] PizzaDaHutt: i dont believe its real meat
[09:45] MISS HAVISHAM: the point stands    

The Drama Continues

[08:42] sWINgSet: i love stews. i love pie. what's not to love?
[08:42] Gregonzola: Zada tried to have a meat pie this morning.
[08:42] KrakMunky69: *shrug* i like a lot of it, i make sausage rolls and scotch eggs all the time
[08:42] Piter: he asploded it with his high thetan levels.
[08:43] Piter: scotch eggs
[08:43] KrakMunky69: i'm also a fan of haggis though so my opinion may be null and void to most people lol
[08:43] Gregonzola: It wasn't pretty. It was like a gremlin in the microwave.
[08:43] PizzaDaHutt: : /
[08:43] Piter: jesus christ I vant scotch eggs, but instead of egg in the center, black pudding    

High Thetan Levels are Dangerous

[08:06] PizzaDaHutt: put a stouffers sausage gravy pot pie in themicrowave... its either gonna be the best... or worst thing ever
[08:07] PizzaDaHutt: how are you greg?
[08:08] Gregonzola: Doing well so far. It's stouffers, it'll be good.
[08:11] PizzaDaHutt: plate shattered, pie caught fire
[08:11] PizzaDaHutt: i should retire
[08:11] Piter: gamma ray microwave -hic-
[08:12] Piter: or your high thetan levels excited the water molecules too much
[08:12] Gregonzola: You go high thetan in my house, you clean it up.  

Welcome

[13:59] PizzaDaHutt: welcome to my lie    

Lee Visits

[10:20] RAMONE: something is wrong with me
[10:20] PizzaDaHutt: we know
[10:20] RAMONE: k    

Piter Knows

[11:56] Piter: I did ether once and ended up laying on the floor of a strip club.
[11:57] jesabele: Sounds like a good time
[11:57] MISS HAVISHAM: no, it doesn't
[11:58] PizzaDaHutt: ok time
[11:58] Piter: I told the bouncer I'd let myself out. He threw me out anyhow, but I couldn't feel it.
[11:58] Piter: And that's really the end of my story.
[11:59] jesabele: Piter knows how to party    

Darwin's Garden

[12:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: My only requirement for an apartment is a balcony.
[12:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require a blacony.
[12:04] jesabele: What about a stoop, Thom? Would a stoop suffice?
[12:04] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I will accept a stoop in place of a balcony.
[12:05] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: An outdoor drinking area.
[12:05] Gregonzola: You know, if you're going to outdoor drink, you probably want a stoop.
[12:05] Gregonzola: Alcohol and balconies seem to be Darwin's playground.
[12:06] PizzaDaHutt: thom would be afraid to leave his stoop
[12:06] jesabele: I think Thom's group of friends could use some weeding  
[12:07] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I would love to have a nice studio apartment with scenic views of Jesa plummeting to her death.    

What did you do at work today?

[11:24] PizzaDaHutt: wanna see what i made at work?
[11:24] Everybody: Sweet love to a pony?    

Nobody's allowed on the lawns

[08:56] PizzaDaHutt: i have to work in leesburg on monday
[08:56] Gregonzola: Lee has a city?
[08:56] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: where is leesburg?
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: lessverg
[08:57] Big Daddy Grimm: Leesylvania
[08:57] Shoo86: Leevada
[08:57] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: verbachusetts    

We totally did

[10:36] PizzaDaHutt: what did i miss...?
[10:38] Gregonzola: We swapped naked pics of everyone else in clan, Pizza.
[10:38] PizzaDaHutt: awww
[10:38] Miss Havisham: dibs on yilf    

Incest is Best

[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: cleavage picture!?
[20:58] Miss Havisham: zada, you're not even old enough to drive
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: : (
[20:58] PizzaDaHutt: all the more reason
[20:58] Miss Havisham: lol
[20:58] Gregonzola: Zada, google "cleavage." Go to the images section.
[20:59] PizzaDaHutt: but its havi's
[20:59] Miss Havisham: trust me, what's on google is better.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: greg wouldn't steer you wrong
[20:59] Gregonzola: All the more reason not to see it. It would make things weird.
[20:59] fantabulous: I just thought of a wonder set of pictures to take for trolling purposes.
[20:59] Miss Havisham: what?
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boobs are good for that, Fanta.
[21:00] Gregonzola: Boys turn into imbeciles when we see boobs.
[21:00] fantabulous: Have you ever seen the picture of a bra on someone's butt?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: boobs for trolling?
[21:00] Miss Havisham: ...i have not
[21:00] Gregonzola: Fanta, that is sheer brilliance.
[21:00] fantabulous: It's cropped so you can't immediately tell it's a butt.
[21:01] Gregonzola: You must make this happen.
[21:01] Miss Havisham: lol
[21:01] Miss Havisham: awesome.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Havi, I'm sure your cleavage is spectacular. Quality isn't about size. I just think sharing cleavage in clan might make it weird.
[21:01] fantabulous: But. Same idea. Except with my flaccid penis included.
[21:01] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Woo, buttbras.
[21:01] Gregonzola: Shoo would fap whenever you come on.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: lol fanta!
[21:02] Miss Havisham: shoo already faps whenever i'm here
[21:02] Miss Havisham: but i can't share with zada. he's like my little brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: my hot younger brother.
[21:02] Miss Havisham: oh dear, this IS awkward.
[21:08] PizzaDaHutt: it is west virginia though...
[21:08] Gregonzola: Oh, so the hot younger brother thing is working for you.
[21:08] Miss Havisham: it's a good angle to work 

Intense throbbing and pounding

[15:15] Miss Havisham: am i going to brave yoga tonight and expect migraine resurgence
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: the answer is yes
[15:15] Miss Havisham: or am I going to bore myself to tears on the treadmill again
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: or
[15:15] PizzaDaHutt: KoL
[15:15] Miss Havisham: well KoL is a given
[15:17] Gregonzola: Maybe Yoga will do mystical things that will block a migraine.
[15:18] Miss Havisham: i have that hope!
[15:18] Miss Havisham: but yoga definitely involves head lower than the heart, not infrequently
[15:18] Miss Havisham: which is likely to cause pounding
[15:18] Miss Havisham: you know, in headache form -hic-
[15:18] Miss Havisham: not in One Sec Guttermind form
[15:19] Gregonzola: Sorry, visualizing.  

Awesome Balls of Fire

[14:34] Gregonzola: I finally permed awesome balls of fire, too.
[14:34] PizzaDaHutt: word
[14:34] Gregonzola: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Awesome_Balls_of_Fir e
[14:35] Gregonzola: Everybody wants awesome balls of fire.
[14:35] Gregonzola: I plan to use it first then fire off Pooch's favorite, Silent Squirt.  
[15:08] Gregonzola: One of my friends was told by her mother that if she got a belly button ring she was on the road to getting aids. The belly button ring looks awesome.
[15:08] Everybody: HEHEHEH.
[15:08] Miss Havisham: How's her AIDS coming along?
[15:08] Miss Havisham: i should tell my daughter that if she kisses a boy it'll cause her to get a B in language arts
[15:09] Miss Havisham: that should work at least for a few more years.
[15:09] Gregonzola: No AIDS yet. So far as I know.
[15:09] Miss Havisham: to be fair, did her mom give a timeline?
[15:10] Gregonzola: No, she didn't, that's true.
[15:10] Gregonzola: She's not doing her part, though. She's quite lovely. She could have lots of promiscuous sex if she wanted it. Slacker.
[15:11] Miss Havisham: News flash: any woman could have lots of promiscuous sex if she wanted it.
[15:11] Gregonzola: Damn you and your facts.
[15:12] Miss Havisham: Since I'm not using my vagina for promiscuous sex, I use it to store facts RELATED to promiscuous sex, in case I ever need them.
[15:12] Everybody: Oh, OH, even better: do a whole softcore run with "Goldenshöwer".
[15:12] Everybody: Can I eat to moxie=22 before adventuring?
[15:13] Everybody: Ok, lazy pooch, go work in the yard. Cya, Grego.
[15:13] Everybody logged off.
[15:14] PizzaDaHutt: gonna go cook on the grill!
[15:14] Gregonzola: You may have lots of facts in your vagina, but you do not have awesome balls of fire.

Sex on the beach

[12:17] sYdney rebik: mantz, i'll have a sex on the beach
[12:17] Mr Fancypants: and to drink?
[12:18] PizzaDaHutt: mantz, i'll take one bartender to go with nothing on it
[12:18] sYdney rebik: a whiskey and whiskey
[12:18] Mr Fancypants: that's my signature cocktail