Butts for Shoo

Weeks after putting out the call to friends for non-porny butts for Shoo, I was sent some!

BUTTS FOR SHOO!

Vagina Beach

[11:54] jesabele: my vagina is not full of sand
[11:55] Shoo86: we'll see about that

She's on the Ropes

[11:40] Shoo86: >.>
[11:40] jesabele: yes?
[11:41] Shoo86: hi
[11:41] Shoo86: i just took a shower
[11:41] jesabele: good, you were starting to stink up the place
[11:42] Shoo86: i knew something was holding you back
[11:42] jesabele: besides the ropes?

The magic pencil

[09:05] jesabele: so, Shoo, about that pencil...
[09:06] Shoo86: want it?
[09:06] Gregonzola: Jesa wants your pencil.
[09:06] Shoo86: id me more than happy to give it to you, jes
[09:06] Gregonzola: She needs it now.
[09:06] Shoo86: hop on over
[09:07] zweitracht: Hop on! Over and over.
[09:08] jesabele: wait, what?
[09:08] Shoo86: do you know how it works, jes?
[09:08] jesabele: not at all
[09:09] Shoo86: ah, its complex
[09:10] jesabele: I honestly have no idea what this pencil even is
[09:10] jesabele: I was hoping you were talking about your penis 
[09:12] Shoo86: oh i was, the game thing was just in case you werent on board
[09:13] jesabele: are we talking one of those short, chubby pencils or an average pencil?
[09:14] zweitracht: It's in the girth. 

Happy Booze Day To You

[13:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris logged on.
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
[13:45] Shoo86: yay thom!
[13:45] Everybody: YOU ARE 1!
[13:45] Shoo86: where have you been, new dungeon!
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: New dungeon?
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Is there things in it?
[13:45] Everybody: Nude dungeon!
[13:45] Everybody: There are things, but they're at the end. -hic-
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want things. Is there untradeable things?
[13:46] Carling: there are things in it!
[13:46] Everybody: Oh yes. There are!
[13:47] Shoo86: haha
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require these things how do I obtain them'
[13:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: TELL ME
[13:57] Gregonzola: Don't buy it. Thom quit the game. That's Jesa playing his account.
[13:58] Shoo86: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Dreadsylvania
[13:58] Everybody: No noods have been offered to me, so that's not Jesa.
[13:58] Shoo86: yeah, where the noodz at?
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is a real Thom
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I ran out of internets at the house.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Also I have no moticvation to go to places where internets exist.
[13:59] Gregonzola: That is not Thom. It is an imposter.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I am incredibl drunk at 2pm
[13:59] Gregonzola: Oh, that's Thom.
[14:00] Everybody: Yeah. That last part seals it.
[14:01] Everybody: I mean, if I was "playing Thom".
[14:01] Gregonzola: Heh.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Drunk being more important than intranets is what really convinced me.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Most humans prioritize internet before booze, because porn is a stronger addiction.
[14:01] Gregonzola: But Thom is asexual.
[14:02] Everybody: Booze is sexual. -hic-
[14:02] Everybody: It goes down like a bad girl should.
[14:02] Everybody: You can order it 3 fingers at a time.
[14:03] Everybody: Once it gets you in bed, it keeps you there all night long.
[14:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I love double fisting

Rhubarb is like Crack

Based on the vehemence here, rhubarb is a drug.

Language is NSFW.  You will never get that lady's voice out of your head, either...

Uh, need a look there, Shoo?

[10:54] Big Daddy Grimm: lemme check something
[10:55] Gregonzola: He's looking in his pants.
[10:55] Gregonzola: It's still there, Grimmay. -hic-
[10:55] zweitracht: Please standby while Grimm examines his pants.
[10:55] Shoo86: oooh