Alternative Use of Lobster

[13:37] miss havisham: sure. i like lobster just fine IN stuff
[13:37] miss havisham: but i don't get excited about it.
[13:37] miss havisham: but crab, i will seek out. yum. 
[13:37] Everybody: So, uhm... lobstertail for sexy penetration time?
[13:39] Carling: i'm down
[13:40] Gregonzola: I'm pretty sure that's illegal in South Carolina. 
[13:50] Gregonzola: I'm not sure I wanted to know that Carling is okay with lobster penetration during sexy time.
[13:50] miss havisham: i'm okay with knowing that, but not okay with lobster- penetration.
[13:51] Carling: just the tail 

Giving it a shot

[12:35] Carling: ok Shoo and Krak are up next
[12:35] Carling: on loot when anyone sees em
[12:35] Gregonzola: Yelling "fellatio" only calls Pooch, right?
[12:35] Gregonzola: I bet it could work for Krak and/or Shoo, though.
[12:35] Everybody: It sounds like yodeling. Fe-eh-la-SHEE-oo- ooh!
[12:35] Piter: Shooligan is going to Scamton, so he might be on later
[12:35] Piter: well then,
[12:36] Piter calls fe-eh-la-SHEE-oo- ooh!

Because if you don't, Carling does

[12:18] Carling: ok piter do you want your junk?

Atta Girl

[11:15] Carling: i went with the boys of loathing calendar
[11:15] sWINgSet: atta girl

Trapper Keeper of Souls

[12:15] Gregonzola: Can't remember the last time I saw Mr. As at 11 mil, though. Strong indication of the IOTM's reception.
[12:16] Carling: i dunno
[12:16] Carling: they've been going up pretty consistently for the past year and a half
[12:16] Carling: i've watched it slowly rise from 8mil
[12:18] Gregonzola: Right, so dropping from 12 to 11 would seem to indicate the community isn't too impressed with the IOTM.
[12:18] Carling: ohhhh
[12:18] Gregonzola: So it's a good time to buy Mr. As if you have 11 mil spare meat.
[12:18] Carling: i didn't realize it hit 12
[12:18] Gregonzola: Yeah, it had.
[12:18] Carling: plus it's fucking lame
[12:18] Carling: a folder holder?
[12:18] Carling: come on
[12:18] Carling: call it like the trapper keeper of souls
[12:19] Carling: FUCK
[12:19] Carling: that's great
[12:19] Carling: it can hold 3 souls at a time
[12:19] Gregonzola: Haha. -hic-
[12:19] Gregonzola: TKoS. -hic-
[12:19] Carling: and you have to release each one
[12:19] Carling: to get a new one
[12:19] Carling: GODDAMNIT JICK
[12:19] Piter: as opposed to the bra reference
[12:19] miss havisham: trapper keeper of souls.
[12:19] miss havisham: carlo, you are a genius
[12:20] Carling: sometimes a flash hits me haha
[12:25] jesabele: that is funny because it is also a photography joke!
[12:25] jesabele: Carly is clever

Aw, Carling, you're not old. But you should have that dry thing checked out.

[13:13] Carling: shoo you need my old dry bone?

Happy Booze Day To You

[13:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris logged on.
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
[13:45] Shoo86: yay thom!
[13:45] Everybody: YOU ARE 1!
[13:45] Shoo86: where have you been, new dungeon!
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: New dungeon?
[13:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Is there things in it?
[13:45] Everybody: Nude dungeon!
[13:45] Everybody: There are things, but they're at the end. -hic-
[13:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I want things. Is there untradeable things?
[13:46] Carling: there are things in it!
[13:46] Everybody: Oh yes. There are!
[13:47] Shoo86: haha
[13:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I require these things how do I obtain them'
[13:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: TELL ME
[13:57] Gregonzola: Don't buy it. Thom quit the game. That's Jesa playing his account.
[13:58] Shoo86: [link] http:// kol.coldfront.net/ thekolwiki/ index.php/ Dreadsylvania
[13:58] Everybody: No noods have been offered to me, so that's not Jesa.
[13:58] Shoo86: yeah, where the noodz at?
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: This is a real Thom
[13:58] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I ran out of internets at the house.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Also I have no moticvation to go to places where internets exist.
[13:59] Gregonzola: That is not Thom. It is an imposter.
[13:59] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I am incredibl drunk at 2pm
[13:59] Gregonzola: Oh, that's Thom.
[14:00] Everybody: Yeah. That last part seals it.
[14:01] Everybody: I mean, if I was "playing Thom".
[14:01] Gregonzola: Heh.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Drunk being more important than intranets is what really convinced me.
[14:01] Gregonzola: Most humans prioritize internet before booze, because porn is a stronger addiction.
[14:01] Gregonzola: But Thom is asexual.
[14:02] Everybody: Booze is sexual. -hic-
[14:02] Everybody: It goes down like a bad girl should.
[14:02] Everybody: You can order it 3 fingers at a time.
[14:03] Everybody: Once it gets you in bed, it keeps you there all night long.
[14:03] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I love double fisting

Voltron

[08:12] puCCini: Carling.. you're speaking Dorkese?!
[08:12] Carling: always brotha
[08:12] MISS HAVISHAM: wow. don't know if this is hot or not
[08:12] puCCini boggles. I need to pay attention to chat more often.
[08:12] Carling: i'm a reformed nerd
[08:13] puCCini is trying to reform, but I'm missing 2 pieces of Voltron.

Havi says Dick is Gross

[08:40] Everybody: He's 6 or 8 years younger than I, so I had a hand in his corruption.
[08:41] Gregonzola: Good job. Young men need corrupting.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Havi, get on that.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Pooch can't do this alone.
[08:51] MISS HAVISHAM: dear god.
[08:51] Gregonzola: Yes?
[08:51] MISS HAVISHAM: i have zero interest in young men.
[08:51] Carling: damn
[08:51] Everybody: But they have such eager dicks
[08:52] MISS HAVISHAM: gross.    

Your Boner's Ready

[14:19] Shoo86: 999 means bonerdagon is ready
[14:19] Shoo86: (i think)
[14:20] Carling: you are correct sir
[14:20] Everybody: BONER UP!
[14:21] Kafka Tamura: OH YEAH
[14:21] Kafka Tamura: that's why i stopped playing kafka
[14:21] Kafka Tamura: fucking bonedragon
[14:21] Kafka Tamura: *boner
[14:21] Kafka Tamura: god, my fingers won't even type it
[14:22] Shoo86: haha
[14:22] Shoo86: just bake his ass
[14:22] Shoo86: actually the hot spell might work
[14:22] Shoo86: but his blocking can be a pain
[14:22] Carling: try to stun him
[14:23] Everybody: Shoot your dick in his face. BONER VS BONER. -hic-    

Playing Clannies

Note Shoo's focus.  Well done, Shoo.

[13:41] Shoo86: lets see..
[13:41] Shoo86: 14 explorations per tunnel
[13:42] Gregonzola: Playing Havi: Shoo can explore my tunnel any time.
[13:42] Carling: nice!
[13:43] Kafka Tamura: wow, what a line to come back to
[13:43] Shoo86: thats like..
[13:43] Kafka Tamura: carry on.
[13:43] Everybody: Fanta can play me in absentia.
[13:43] Kafka Tamura: obviously i am not needed
[13:43] Gregonzola: She's excellent.
[13:43] Gregonzola: Fanta gave us the cock ham post. -hic-
[13:43] Everybody: We need you to be second-shift Havi.
[13:43] Shoo86: that should be under 20
[13:43] Shoo86: then however many in exposure
[13:43] Shoo86: ugh
[13:43] Gregonzola: Shoo carries on like we hadn't said anything.
[13:43] Shoo86: 600 is not enough
[13:43] Shoo86: lol
[13:44] Shoo86: im still gonna try it -hic-
[13:44] Shoo86: but damn
[13:44] Everybody: What's base nickel drop rate?
[13:44] fantabulous: Playing Pooch: Hey. Did I tell everyone about that time I explored that girl's sewer? By which I mean I slid my erect penis in and out of her anus.
[13:44] Gregonzola: Nicely done, Fanta.
[13:44] Gregonzola: I don't think Pooch would bother with the second sentence, though. He's all about subtlety.
[13:45] Shoo86: 5%
[13:45] Shoo86: 15%**
[13:45] fantabulous: Playing Pooch: Apparently she only let me do it because anal doesn't count.
[13:45] Everybody: Hmm. Very, very close. If I did go for the second sentence, I would have replaced 'erect penis' with 'plumber's snake'.
[13:45] Everybody: Hrm. Not really reasonable to even get a 50% drop rate under the circumstances.
[13:45] Kafka Tamura: yeah, gotta be more colorful and less direct    

Playing Havi

[12:35] Carling: shoo's a legal drug dealer :)
[12:36] Gregonzola: Naw, he doesn't push. He helps people.
[12:36] Shoo86: go fanta!
[12:36] Gregonzola: He saved an elderly person serious money by knowing the alternatives.
[12:37] Gregonzola: And because he gives a crap.
[12:37] Gregonzola: I want Shoo in my pharmacy!
[12:37] Carling: shit where's havi
[12:37] Carling: ok i'll play her
[12:37] Carling: Havi: "I'll have shoo in MY pharmacy any day of the week!"  
[12:39] Everybody: Pharmacy transactions are supposed to be very fast... service as many as possible.    

Don't Provoke Him

[14:04] Carling: a kol clan has performance reviews?
[14:05] Gregonzola: Yes.
[14:05] Carling: yeesh
[14:05] Gregonzola: They also have income requirements.
[14:05] Gregonzola: Could be worse, though. Senam will make you submit to a prostate exam. -hic-
[14:05] Gregonzola: Even if you don't have a prostate.    

Lee Visits

[15:35] RAMONE: pee
[15:35] Everybody: in a bottle
[15:35] Everybody: Message in a bunghole...
[15:36] RAMONE: uncork that bunghole so we can read it
[15:36] Carling: lee
[15:36] Everybody: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
[15:36] Carling: do you live in Cambridge?
[15:36] RAMONE: yea
[15:37] RAMONE: to both
[15:37] Everybody: I COME FROM LAKE TITICACA!
[15:37] Everybody: Oh, you meant Ram-1.    

Yep, that's a Pooch Thing

[07:59] Gregonzola: It's a party up in here.
[08:00] Gregonzola: Good morning, Pantsless Clannies.
[08:00] KrakMunky69: i just realized it's the 20th, xbox conference tomorrow :-D
[08:00] Gregonzola: Ooh, XBox conference.
[08:02] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: stfu gergz
[08:02] Everybody: Let's have a conference about our exes' boxes.
[08:02] Gregonzola: Or even better, WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT, THOM.
[08:02] Gregonzola: Good plan, Pooch.
[08:03] Everybody: I'm often surprised at the amount of tension present -- it seems that there's often a lack of correlation between the frame and the box itself.
[08:04] Everybody: This short,lithe dancer gal, she seemed to have more room than she should ... but this Italian gal who was my height was impressive.
[08:04] Gregonzola: In terms of room, or in terms of tightosouty?
[08:05] Everybody: Hmm. GUess I'll have to go back and try both to be sure.
[08:06] Everybody: Look, they're both married. THis will require some negotation.
[08:07] Carling logged on.
[08:08] Carling: yo yo yo
[08:08] Everybody: Actually.
[08:08] Everybody: I no longer see man pictures in her photo set.
[08:08] Everybody: Hmm.
[08:08] Everybody: Morning, Carli!
[08:08] KrakMunky69: hahha i'm watching a video of beiber accepting an award at the billboard awards this weekend and he is just getting booed like crazy
[08:08] KrakMunky69: mornin carl
[08:08] Carling: hey :)
[08:09] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: [link] http:// threewordphrase.com/ kingbutt.htm
[08:09] Everybody: Ah, shit, she's working in Tx instead of Az.
[08:09] Everybody: I was going to use Havi to help me stalk her.
[08:11] Carling: stalk who?
[08:14] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: ur mom
[08:15] Everybody: We were talking about exes' boxes.
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: um what
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: we were? i went afk
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: i was talking about federal rules of evidence. y'all win
[08:19] KrakMunky69: pooch was, i am too much of a gentleman for that :-p
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: washing all this hair onehanded took 15 minutes. i hate this.
[08:20] Gregonzola: You're going to have to make a TX trip, Pooch.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: lol. a student who is a nurse complimented my hand-wrap technique. and that was left-handed! maybe i missed my calling.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Nurse Havi.
[08:21] Gregonzola: And Pooch's imagination goes into overdrive.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't know if that's pooch's thing.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Everything is a pooch thing.
[08:22] KrakMunky69: everyt....dammit greg
[08:22] Everybody: Ain't nothing but the pooch in you.
[08:23] Gregonzola: Haha.
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: lol  

Yes, we have that

[11:46] Miss Havisham: we have smurf/dwarf names?
[11:46] Gregonzola: Havi, yes. You're Lusty Smurf.
[11:46] Gregonzola: I'm Douchey Smurf.
[11:47] Carling: we have smurft/dwarf names?
[11:47] Gregonzola: Not everyone's named, but given the beard, Carling is clearly Bushy Smurf.
[11:47] Miss Havisham: I am? Is that on account of me being a spinster who's never been to Zumba?
[11:47] Gregonzola: Yes.
[11:47] Carling: haha i'll take it
[11:47] Gregonzola: Shoo is Brainy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola: (Syd is Touchy Smurf, by the way.)
[11:48] Miss Havisham: what's mantz?
[11:48] Everybody: Am I Bitchy Smurf?
[11:48] Gregonzola: Pervy Smurf.
[11:48] Gregonzola: You know you love that.
[11:49] Gregonzola: I'm not sure what Mantz is.
[11:49] Gregonzola: Leeverb has to be Grouchy Smurf.
[11:49] Carling: Drinky Smurf?
[11:49] Gregonzola: Boozy Smurf, yes.
[11:49] Gregonzola: That works.
[11:49] Carling: Or should Mantz just be Papa Smurf?
[11:50] Gregonzola: That would hearken back to his joke when people ask if he has kids. "Probably somewhere."
[11:50] Gregonzola: So yea, that would work.    
[11:51] Gregonzola: Grimmy needs one.
[11:51] Gregonzola: As do Thom and Jesa.
[11:52] Gregonzola: Shoo was going to be Optimal Smurf, but there was no y at the end of Optimal, and it's too many syllables to be an optimal smurf name.
[11:53] Miss Havisham: papa smurf was my first thought for mantz, too
[11:55] Carling: Jesa = Momma Smurf?
[11:55] Gregonzola: Papa Smurf it must be, then. Better than Boozy Smurf anyway.
[11:55] Gregonzola: Skanky Smurf?
[11:56] Everybody: What were the smurflings' names?
[11:56] Gregonzola: I really like Jesa. I have to stop making whore jokes. But she takes it so well. The joking, I mean.
[11:56] Everybody: Smurf names can be by duty as well.
[11:56] Everybody: There was a poet smurf.
[11:56] Gregonzola: Hey, good point.
[11:57] Miss Havisham: handy smurf was a thing
[11:57] Miss Havisham: that could be grimmy on account of hand sanitizer.
[11:57] Shoo86: lol
[11:57] Miss Havisham: :)
    

Ugly Sweater Party

[12:43] jesabele: Thom had sex with a lesbian that we call spider tits
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: NOT THE SPIDER TITS STORY
[12:43] Piter: No Thom, the spider tits story
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So gross.
[12:43] jesabele: and the ugly sweaty party was the fattest, most awkward threesome
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: The grossest of all possible grossness.
[12:43] Piter: especially as the term "spider tits" is intriguing as hell.
[12:44] Gregonzola: I believe this needs to be story time.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Jesa, you cunt.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I HATE YOU
[12:44] Piter sits down for story time.
[12:44] jesabele: go have some not awful sexual experiences!
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I am going to literally punch you in the mouth.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I WISH I COULD
[12:45] sWINgSet: thom had a threesome?
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: No.
[12:45] jesabele: hahahaha
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It was not that.
[12:45] sWINgSet: or was there just a threesome's worth of flesh ?
[12:45] Carling: thom had sex with a spider?
[12:45] Gregonzola: A 5-some, actually. 4 fingers and a thumb.
[12:45] Carling: ohh i get it
[12:45] Carling: like the fat rolls made it look like extra boobies?
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: The girl wanted to bang myself and my incredibly large roommate.
[12:45] sWINgSet: thom is a supprting character on Ugly Sweaty
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I actually just got a handjob while she blew my roommate and I watched Adventure Time.
[12:46] jesabele: the girl that likes to beer bong 4 lokos
[12:46] Piter: no wonder. so much sugar in that shit.
[12:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And she stood up, grabbed a condom and said "So which one of you is going to fuck me first?"
[12:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I went to the living room and Matt went to the bathroom to throw up.
[12:46] sWINgSet: oh god
[12:46] Carling: wait
[12:46] jesabele: Carly is still hung up on spider tits
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So we narrowly avoided the world's fattest threesome.
[12:47] Carling: so a hand job
[12:47] Carling: and a blow job are not throw up worthy
[12:47] Carling: but the next step crossed the line?
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Yes.
[12:47] sWINgSet: they could be if she in some stage of undress
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Because I was watching Adventure Time and not looking at her.
[12:47] sWINgSet: smart man
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: When she sttod up I appreciated the gravity of the situation.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And the gravity was not kind.
[12:48] sWINgSet: is she called spider tits because it looks like she has 8 of them?
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Spider Tits has a giant spiderweb tattoo spanning her giant breasts.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Actually, not a bad rack.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Kind of a bad everything else, though.
[12:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And now I hate jesa more than anything because I do not like those stories.
[12:50] Carling: brb goobers
[12:50] Carling: i need to wash my brain
[12:50] Carling: of that image

Darlin' it's better down where it's wetter

[12:39] Carling: turns out that underwater stuff is new
[12:43] Gregonzola: I wonder if they have usage statistics and realize the sea was just not very popular the way things were arranged.
[12:47] Everybody: I think they know it because we all bitched about it.
[12:49] Everybody: "The Sea" is basically analogous to "trying to talk your newly-wed wife into buttsex".
[12:50] Everybody: "Hey, look at all this high-level stuff we can do." "Why would I wanna do that? I like the low level content, over and over again!"
[12:50] Everybody: "But look at all these toys!" "They're pretty useless outside of buttsex, right?"
[12:51] Everybody: "I know, but doesn't it look fun?" "It looks like it has pressure issues, it takes a lot of time to prepare for, and the rewards aren't really applicable elsewhere in life."
[12:51] Everybody: "But I spent all this time researching, preparing, and drawing up fantasies."
[12:51] Everybody: "Maybe you should've asked me if I was interested first."
[12:52] Everybody: "Well, aren't you a completionist?" "Fine, I'll do it once, just to check it off. Don't expect me to come back to it."
[12:52] Everybody: "Wasn't that awesome?" "It was just about as painful and unrewarding as I expected. At least the salt water is hiding my tears."
[12:53] Everybody: I think they should replace the 'falling down drunk' zone with access to the ocean. -hic-

Oddly Specific

[08:12] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't want to be here. :(
[08:12] MISS HAVISHAM: i mean here, at work. i do want to be here, in the kingdom.
[08:16] MISS HAVISHAM: hey... my tattoo didn't upgrade?
[08:16] MISS HAVISHAM: oh. i'm just dumb.
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: stop that
[08:17] MISS HAVISHAM: what, talking to myself?
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: self degridation commentary is MY thing
[08:17] Piter: autodeprecation is the right of all -hic-
[08:17] Big Daddy Grimm: find your own niche. now get back on your pedestal and let me go back to trying to Woo you away from Shoo
[08:18] MISS HAVISHAM: grimmy, perhaps you should set a more realistic goal
[08:18] Big Daddy Grimm: they wouldnt be GOALS if they were realistic!
[08:18] Gregonzola: She's not after Shoo. She's after a homoerotic sex tape of Shoo and Mantz together.
[08:19] Piter: what
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: I'd prefer a front row seat and live action
[08:19] Piter: just
[08:19] Piter: what -hic-
[08:19] MISS HAVISHAM: but a tape would be okay.
[08:19] Big Daddy Grimm: so in order to steal her away from Shoo, I gotta steal Mantz away from Shoo first?
[08:19] Gregonzola: Yes.
[08:19] Piter: what
[08:20] Piter: what is this
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: yes but if you do i'll be angry forever
[08:20] Gregonzola: And then you won't actually get her, but you'll only get her drooling while watching.
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: so it'd be self-defeating.
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: watching... what?
[08:20] Big Daddy Grimm: if i get shoo to DIRECT the video...he would still be PART of the video....
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: if he steals mantz from shoo, what's left to watch?
[08:20] Big Daddy Grimm: its so Grimmy that it just might work!!!!
[08:20] MISS HAVISHAM: no, man. The Shoohorn needs a starring role.
[08:21] Gregonzola: The Shoohorn, Mantz and Grimmy.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Problem solved.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: Not interested.
[08:21] Gregonzola: And she's still only going to watch, not join in.
[08:21] MISS HAVISHAM: I have a very specific vision.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Oh, no!
[08:21] Gregonzola: Grimmy's a dealbreaker.
[08:21] Gregonzola: Now you've shattered his self-confidence.
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: wow...i think it have had my fill of rejection juice...
[08:22] Piter: my eyes
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: i hereby withdraw
[08:22] Piter: my brain
[08:22] Gregonzola: Grimmy, go get anonymous head off of craigslist. You'll be fine.
[08:22] Carling logged on.
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: lol
[08:22] Big Daddy Grimm: way ahead of you
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: gross!
[08:22] Piter: ohgod -hic-
[08:22] Piter: why
[08:22] MISS HAVISHAM: you see, this is why my vision is very limited
[08:23] Big Daddy Grimm: whats the T stand for anyway?
[08:23] Carling: hey gang
[08:23] Piter: stop in the name of me
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: carlo, thanks for rescuing us
[08:23] Carling: ?
[08:23] MISS HAVISHAM: don't ask, just change the subject.    

Those are nacho cookies

[12:08] screechpowers: my refrigerator is filled with leftover superbowl nachos
[12:09] Piter: You should drive them to me.
[12:09] screechpowers: they wouldn't survive the journey
[12:09] screechpowers: plus i'm pretty sure i put cookies in the same container
[12:09] Carling: mmmm soggy nachos
[12:09] Piter: I'm sure they would if you put them in a cooler.
[12:10] screechpowers: mixed with cookies
[12:10] screechpowers: carl the queso is separate
[12:10] screechpowers: do you think me some kind of monster?