Friday, March 21, 2014

I wouldn't touch that with...

[13:08] Calvsie: I love my 11ft pole
[13:09] Calvsie: I like to show it to all the ladies -hic-
[13:09] LucyLynne: I'm sure you do
[13:09] Calvsie: Also I can use it to reach things without leaving the closet    

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Lia has Talent

[09:34] Lia_Sang: (never share your account info, not even with me(
[09:35] Gregonzola: I actually got my space trip headphones by sharing.
[09:36] Gregonzola: Just change your password to a temporary password.
[09:36] Gregonzola: You can always reclaim the account with the e-mail account if someone goes wild.
[09:36] Gregonzola: Have a mall multi and transfer your most valuable stuff over there for the duration.
[09:36] Hexatomb: lia, my user name and password are "hexatomb/ Isecretlystalklia"
[09:36] Gregonzola: Although, if it's someone you trust, that's not so big a deal.
[09:36] Gregonzola: I don't see Lia stealing stuff.
[09:37] Lia_Sang: Greg, if course you dont
[09:38] Lia_Sang: I'm careful

The Quickest Way to End Your Run

[09:26] Calvsie: UGN I WANT THIS RUN OVER!
[09:26] Gregonzola: I'll run it over for you.
[09:26] Gregonzola: What is it?
[09:27] Calvsie: ME!

Gun Mage's Quotation of the Day

[09:10] Gun_Mage: bah, I masturbate like 5 times every day, so Im ok =P

You go, GM.  Wax that dolphin like a pro!

Friday, February 28, 2014

Oh, that's where he keeps it

[11:36] Gregonzola: Guys, I'm concerned.
[11:36] Gregonzola: I'm hearing that thigh gaps are big now, but I don't have one.
[11:36] Gregonzola: Do you think I need to do some serious Atkins or something?
[11:36] Gun_Mage: LOL
[11:36] Gun_Mage: thigh gaps are meh
[11:38] AlbinoPanther: starvation diet, greg. it's the only way.
[11:38] Lord_Wyrme: i have a gap in my thighs. but it is filled by a very large dragon goodie sack ^_~

Why Mandy goes to Church

[08:29] MandyMay: I'm probably gonna miss church -hic-
[08:29] Hexatomb: you go to church, mandy? -hic-
[08:29] MandyMay: yes
[08:29] Hexatomb: I have to admit, I didnt expect that -hic-
[08:30] MandyMay: I never miss
[08:30] Hexatomb: I applaud your faith
[08:30] MandyMay: good place to try to get some manstick thrown in my cootchie

Wednesday, February 19, 2014