Finding hope

[10:30] Gun_Mage: don't mind Hexa, he has anxieties
[10:30] Gun_Mage: Hexa, watch out for stranger danger
[10:30] Hexatomb: I NEED AN ADULT
[10:31] Oliver Sudden is an adult.
[10:31] Gun_Mage grabs Hexa's hand and leads him to the lost child center
[10:31] Mco: Hexa, you are looking in the wrong place n.n
[10:32] Hexatomb: true
[10:32] Hexatomb: most of the adults here would molest me
[10:32] Oliver Sudden: Someone's confident.
[10:32] Gun_Mage:  Hexa, you're not THAT good looking =P
[10:33] Hexatomb: don't need to be
[10:33] Hexatomb: children are ugly and they get molested all the time
[10:33] Hexatomb: I have a chance!

Mr. Obama and the Potty

[10:09] Calvsie: I wonder if Obama plays KOL...
[10:09] Dizthebear: What if I'm Obama?
[10:10] Oliver Sudden: Diz is Obama?
[10:11] xTyrx: tsk tsk Mr. President you need to learn how to use the toliet ;)
[10:11] Dizthebear: Well I uh...  Obamacare for everyone. 

Every's a Beaver

There's a definite article in there, boys.  Don't get excited.

[19:38] everyman4: I use sandpaper every day. You guys already know more than me. I feel dumb.
[19:39] AlbinoPanther: ... why do you use sandpaper every day? O_o
[19:39] Hexatomb: guys know how to polish the wood from birth
[19:39] everyman4: At work, AP
[19:39] jon diaz: every is secretly a beaver
[19:39] jon diaz: has to sand down the teeth because they don't stop growing
[19:40] everyman4: It's not a secret, Diaz/.
[19:40] everyman4: Now everyone knows.
[19:40] everyman4: GEE THANKS.
[19:40] everyman4: Dam it.

Party on Aisle 15

Jon and Hexa Know Their Sauce

[19:13] jon diaz: guy is clearly 10
[19:13] Guy999: fite me jon
[19:13] Guy999: raight nao
[19:13] Guy999: fite me
[19:13] jon diaz: I'll fight you over that spelling
[19:14] jon diaz downs guy with a single saucegeyser and runs away
[19:14] jon diaz: nah, i'm an hc sc, i can't saucegeyser
[19:14] Gregonzola: Jon, with that 13.5" sword I've heard you can saucegeyser any time you like.
[19:15] jon diaz: i only have one kind of sauce tho
[19:15] jon diaz: and a lot of people don't like the flavor
[19:15] everyman4: A light cream sauce?
[19:15] jon diaz: oddly enough, it tastes like pan-seared tilapia
[19:15] everyman4: Hexa knows more about sauce than any of us.
[19:17] Hexatomb: and yes, I know a lot about sauce :p

A dangerous offer

[08:35] Dizthebear: I'll take on whatever loads Greg doesn't want to deal with.

Gettin' all lathered up

[22:26] jon diaz: AP gets all the sweat out of his system during his strenuous sexual activity
[22:26] AlbinoPanther: ^
[22:27] AlbinoPanther: what can I say, hex takes a lot out of me.