Scrotal Musk

Shoo86: i should probably shower soon

Gregonzola: Why bother at this point?

Gregonzola: If you haven't showered yet on Eastern Time, there's really no point.

fantabulous: Maybe he's passed his own filth threshold.

Gregonzola: That could be.

Shoo86: hahaha

Shoo86: i lke to shower at least every other day

Shoo86: when inactive

Shoo86: when active i feel compelled to shower daily

Gregonzola: Oh, you already skipped a day.

Gregonzola: Yeah, I won't go two days.

Gregonzola: And skipping one day is only if I stayed at home and did nothing.

ham Salad sAndWich: I'm going to shower but only because I'm seeing a lady later

Gregonzola: Not stinking for lady love is always good.

Shoo86: yeah, ladies hate stink

baljinder: unless it's the right kind

baljinder: I have perfect scrotal musk

ham Salad sAndWich: I have an intoxicating natural musk.

baljinder: like a fine win, it gets better with age

Shoo86: lol gross

Gregonzola: Scrotal musk should be a funk band.

ham Salad sAndWich: UnderFunk

To Shave or Not to Shave

Gregonzola: Welcome to Eating Out talk on 97.3 FM.

Shoo86: lmao

Gregonzola: Why eat in when you can eat out?

sYdney rebik: All twats all the time. Lets go to the phones! Hello caller!

KrakMunky69: lol i love you guys

Gregonzola: "Hi, host. I prefer bald twat. I just think that if I'm working down there, I shouldn't have my face sanded off."

Gregonzola: "I disagree, I think twat beard exfoliates really well."

Carling: "I feel that a little texture adds to the experience."

sYdney rebik: Maintaining a great twat beard is every woman's responsibility to keep their man happy, caller.

Gregonzola: We have great caller comments today!

Carling: "Hi, this is a question that a friend of mine had..." 

Carling: "How do you tell a girl she's not 'fresh'?"

Gregonzola: Carling, brilliant. Haha.

sYdney rebik: Daaaaamn girl don't you know you're supposed to wipe front to back?!

Gregonzola notes not to take drinks of water right before Syd comments

KrakMunky69: "tell your friend mentos are great for both parties"

Band Names

Ramone starts a band called Vigorous Ragefap

Gregonzola: Genre?

Gregonzola: Death Metal?

Ramone: Genre? I hardly even know 'er!

That Special Something

Pa amb Tomaquet: Is everyone done masturbating to that picture yet, so I can take it down?

Everybody: You can take it down, it's still in their browsers.

Shoo86: lol

Gregonzola: Yup, I'm good.

Everybody: You gave us 30 seconds, right? Should be all it takes.

Pa amb Tomaquet: I think I gave you five minutes.

Gregonzola: Plenty of time, then, unless someone's really into romancing his hand.

Gregonzola: Finding the perfect hand puppet dress.

Gregonzola: Getting the lighting just right.

Everybody: Putting the lipstick on it that tingles.

Gregonzola: Making that special dinner to set the mood.

Gregonzola makes a note to ask about that lipstick thing

Shoo86: lol

Pa amb Tomaquet: I don't need the tingling lipstick; my lips are already large enough.

Everybody: Whoa, TMI.

Gregonzola: In which clan is that TMI? Not this one.

Pa amb Tomaquet: Pooch, on my FACE?

Everybody: I thought you'd never ask!

Shoo86: hahaha

Purse Candy

Gregonzola: Screech, how's funemployment going?

screechpowers: i'm eating purse candy right now and watching first wives club on netflix

screechpowers: these are the best days of my life

Ramone: If I had candy in my purse (which I might, I should check), I would watch Zardoz

Ramone: or Barbarella

screechpowers: zardoz you say?

Ramone: Dude Krak, come to NH with me some time (mantz said he would too)

screechpowers: hahahahhaha

screechpowers: oh my gosh

screechpowers: how did i not know zardoz existed?!

KrakMunky69: .....why are you trying to lure me to the wilderness

KrakMunky69: oh screech it's pure insanity

Ramone: My friend has on of the prop heads they used in Zardoz. But more importantly, going there involves gigantic amounts of any substance you want

screechpowers: i love pure insanity!

KrakMunky69: waaaaay better while stoned

Ramone: It's in the woods and you can go mental

Ramone: So we get drunk and take the Zardoz head fishing

Getting one's B.S.

ham Salad sAndWich: I'm an stfu alumnus

sYdney rebik: What did you study?

ham Salad sAndWich: gtfoing, mostly

ham Salad sAndWich: some brb and bbiab

Thievery

[21:03] ham Salad sAndWich: channel /clan is the only place that I'm not filled with murderous rage, I guess that's by device, though.
[21:03] ham Salad sAndWich: also hi
[21:03] Gregonzola: Huh. Who came up with RAGE first? Mantz or Lee?
[21:04] Gregonzola: Or was it simultaneous?
[21:04] ham Salad sAndWich: it was a collaberation  
[21:04] ham Salad sAndWich: Leeverb is a notorious joke thief but he wields them so well that nobody ever gets mad about it.
[21:04] Gregonzola: It's important to be comfortable with one's skill set.
[21:05] ham Salad sAndWich: It's like when a Shaolin monk steals your umbrella and does some sick flip slash tricks.
[21:05] Shoo86: mantz i think i have january off too
[21:05] KrakMunky69: that happen to you often?
[21:05] Shoo86: how crazy is that?
[21:05] ham Salad sAndWich: haha i hate you so much right now
[21:06] Shoo86: also i was thinking about it early
[21:06] Shoo86: and our jobs are extremely similar
[21:06] Shoo86: on our feet all day
[21:06] Shoo86: we deal with people, both nice and assholes
[21:06] Shoo86: we mix stuff (you more than me)
[21:07] Shoo86: and we both get to decide who to serve and who to turn away