Beehives are dangerous

Gemelli: We originally planned it as "Bees Love You" but the test team kept on passing out from saccharine overdoses.

Everybody: And swelling in the genitals.

Everybody: You gotta think that somewhen, some cavedude saw a buzzing hive and thought, "Huh, what if I put it in THERE?", if you know what I mean.

Everybody: And his clanmates later found him dead, put two and two together, and nobody in history repeated the mistake.

Yes, Pooch. We do know what you mean.

Everybody: Fuck you, life. I have a folding chair, duct tape, and pillows. I can make a decent chair to work in.

Everybody: I even have a heating pad. I can make this mother fucker warm my ass, if you know what I mean.

Everybody: (Ooo. Spanking machine?)

Gregonzola: That was one of the best suggestive phrase drops I've seen.

Mantz finds an awesome link

ham Salad sAndWich: the poopin' bottle, not the jenny johnson one

Gregonzola: Now there's an interesting sentence to enjoy completely out of context on arriving.

ham Salad sAndWich: oh hey greg we poopin' bottles and living the thug life

Poopin' bottles?  Mantz explains:

ham Salad sAndWich: [link] http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/most-unforgivable-spellings-of-the-year

Our clan has the nicest um Beyonce.

Armed and Dangerous

Shoo86: that reminds me, tell your wife and sister i had a lovely time last night

Miss Havisham: my ass and your face, shoo

Gregonzola: Holy crap. When people snap, they snap: [link] http://www.kmov.com/home/Missouri-man-accused-of-dismembering-body-throwing-body-parts-at-witnesses-186308522.html

Shoo86: havi dont threaten me with a good time

Miss Havisham: I wouldn't know a good time if it... bit me on the ass

Miss Havisham: god i'm hilarious

screechpowers: maybe someone asked him for a hand with something

Shoo86: haha

Lena Linguine: or he decided to exercise his right to bear arms.

screechpowers: hahaha

Miss Havisham: lol you guys -hic-

screechpowers: maybe he wanted to get a leg up on the cops

Lena Linguine: his neighbors must have known something was afoot.

screechpowers: hahahaha

Lena Linguine: Oh, what a man has to do to get ahead.

Everybody: To get head. Indeed.

screechpowers: gives a new meaning to throwing your back out

Lena Linguine: Pooch, hopefully getting head doesn't involve blood, and if it does, you're doing it wrong.

Everybody: The rest of you are wussies, then, Lena.

Miss Havisham: hey, just cause it's not your kink doesn't mean pooch isn't into it

Everybody: Your kink may not be my kink, and that means YOUR KINK IS WROOOOOONG.

Everybody: Wait, is Krak here? :)

Lena Linguine: I haven't found my kink yet.

Miss Havisham: aw man, he wishes he were

Gregonzola: He was going to have a bagel and watch Youtube.

ham Salad sAndWich: I thought he said a smoke and a pancake

Gregonzola: Haha.

Gregonzola: Nice, Mantz.

ham Salad sAndWich: speaking of food, i need it.

Lena Linguine: as do I.

Gregonzola: Go forth, young Mantz. Secure you some provender.

Shoo86: lol

Everybody: OMFG, I want some fucking pancakes.

Lena Linguine: I also want some fucking pancakes.

Lena Linguine: With extra fucking.

Everybody: And extra syrup?

Lena Linguine: I could never fuck a pancake though.

Lena Linguine: Maybe sausage.

Miss Havisham: strap on a sausage of your own, lena

Gregonzola: You can just roll up a pancake. Problem solved.

Lena Linguine: strap it on and fuck with it? I'd need to go get a harness.

Pooch would do Almost Anything for Love

Everybody: Fuck food, if you know what I mean.

Gregonzola: Pooch, never tried that.

Gregonzola: You'd need to find something with the right consistency.

Gregonzola: Meatloaf?

Gregonzola: Maybe.

Gregonzola: Waste of a good meatloaf, though.

Gregonzola: Kinda borders on necrophilia.

Gregonzola: Something grain-based, maybe.

Everybody: I would do anything for love, but I won't fuck dead meat.

Gregonzola: Bread dough.

Stranger Danger

Gregonzola: With Jesa it seemed like a reasonable transaction between adults.

Shoo86: haha FU

Shoo86: jerk

Shoo86: IM NOT A CHILD PEOPLE

Gregonzola: He says, angrily shaking his XBox controller at the screen.

Shoo86: ha -hic-

Grimmy pats shoo in the head in a conforting way

Shoo86: stranger danger!

Grimmy: show me on the voodoo doll where the bad greg touched you

Gregonzola: Haha.

jesabele: don't worry about knocking over your Kool-aid, the sippy cup will keep it from spilling

They didn't say this

But it's funny.