Working with Screech

hAm Salad Sandwich: screech!

hAm Salad Sandwich: you were in my dream last night

hAm Salad Sandwich: I dreamt that you bartended with me

hAm Salad Sandwich: but you didn't like dealing with people so you would always do service bar

Slacker King: hammy doesnt talk abotu the dreasm with me in them

hAm Salad Sandwich: you even had your own little private service bar booth

Slacker King: they usually involve strip clubs set with all you can eat buffets and a hell of alot of screaming

hAm Salad Sandwich: well, one night we were shorthanded so you had to come out of the booth and take care of bar guests

hAm Salad Sandwich: And I joked "heh, who's the new girl?"

hAm Salad Sandwich: the joke being that we had been woirking together for many years, but none of us ever actually see you

hAm Salad Sandwich: mmmm all you can eat strip bar buffet

Qantas Scare

Let me explain.  No, there is too much.  Let me sum up.

Some people need to see old movies.

‘Inigo Montoya’ T-shirt worries passengers on New Zealand-bound flight  

Maybe someone on board had 6 fingers.

More bad lip reading

The clan that pr0ns together stays together

kLimtOG: I even told her about the time I saw a picture of my boss's son with a dildo in his ass

hAm Salad Sandwich: haha wut

kLimtOG: It's one of the best stories I have from working here

hAm Salad Sandwich: your boss has it framed on his desk or something?

kLimtOG: No, he left the work camera at their house for over a year

kLimtOG: Found it in his son's bedroom

Miss Havisham: omg.

kLimtOG: Brought it in without checking it and handed it over to me and Emily's grandpa

kLimtOG: We saw so much

hAm Salad Sandwich: oh holy shit

kLimtOG: It was a real bonding experience

hAm Salad Sandwich: hahaha

kLimtOG: Nothing brings people together like gazing into the abyss -hic-

kLimtOG: The assbyss

hAm Salad Sandwich: nothing brings a family together like found homoerotic porn

Miss Havisham: that's how the One Sec family bonds, at least

Schooled

Miss Havisham: shoo, this is clanchat

Miss Havisham: please talk about trucker dong or cock ham or gtfo

The Clan Bucket

screechpowers: i ate too many toaster strudels and now i think i'm going to be sick :(

Gregonzola: We have a clan bucket for being sick.

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: There's no such thing as too many toaster streudels.

screechpowers: the thought of a clan bucket makes me feel more sick

Tiny Plastic GrimmSpoon: why does the bucket say "grimmy's lunch"

screechpowers: whenever i get toaster strudel i always think "i'll just have one more" until i feel absolutely terrible

Thomas Earl Waldrop II: Mantz poops in the clan bucket.

Gregonzola: We are considerate people who don't believe in waste, Grimmy.

screechpowers: the clan bucket is a sad place

screechpowers: where happiness goes to be destroyed

Gregonzola: No, that's Jesa's hobbit hole.

Gregonzola: She's eventually going to kill me. I know it.

That's no way to go through life, son.

jesabele: Ohi, Klim. How is the dumbass boss?

kLimtOG: Retarded and belligerent