[20:54] Lena
Linguine: today I had to deal with an emotional train
wreck. Why does my friend swear on the phone with the power company?
[20:55]
Gregonzola:
Why would you cuss at the power company? Like their customer service has
any control over anything.
[20:55] Lena
Linguine: because you have trouble with authority and not
getting your way, I'm assuming.
[20:56] Gregonzola:
Heh. Power company's not authority. They're bureaucracy.
[20:56]
Shoo86:
lol
[20:56] Shoo86:
they have no.. power?
[20:56] Shoo86:
>.>
[20:56] Lena
Linguine: then she has problems with bureaucracy *and*
authority.
[20:56] Gregonzola:
Haha.
[20:57] Lena
Linguine: I've never heard anyone say the word fuck more
often on a phone call.
[20:58] Shoo86:
then youve never called a good phonesex line
Monday, June 17, 2013
That's not Beiber Fever
[13:56] MISS
HAVISHAM: i have no opinion on zombies, but i wish everyone
the safest experience possible should they come to pass
[13:57] sYdney rebik: braaaaaaaains
[13:58] Gregonzola: They aren't terribly likely. Dead tissue doesn't have much energy storage.
[13:58] Gregonzola: Now, if you're talking zombie virus where they're not actually undead, that's possible.
[13:58] Gregonzola: In which case they probably could swim, but wouldn't make Hawaii. They'd have to eat brains on the way or perish.
[13:58] sYdney rebik: the T virus
[13:59] sYdney rebik: but what about the bodies buried in hawaii? lol
[13:59] Gregonzola: Hm. We're back to the aircraft carrier, then.
[13:59] Gregonzola: I'll need to build one.
[13:59] sYdney rebik: just go into space like justin beiber
[14:00] Gregonzola: He mistreats his monkey. I will never be like Beiber.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: he also drives too fast.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: we are full of Reasons Not To Be Bieber.
[14:01] sYdney rebik: no primate species should ever be kept as a pet
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't see the appeal.
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: but i'd probably eat one.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: that's (sort of) cannabalism
[14:02] Gregonzola: I think people think they're cute and don't realize they're usually both wild and aggressive.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: Unless it's a new world monkey. Then you're ok
[14:02] MISS HAVISHAM: like toddlers.
[14:03] sYdney rebik: They THROW their SHIT. nuff said
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: i'd probably try human meat too, if I believed the donor was willing.
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: I don't really care if people eat me after I'm dead.
[13:57] sYdney rebik: braaaaaaaains
[13:58] Gregonzola: They aren't terribly likely. Dead tissue doesn't have much energy storage.
[13:58] Gregonzola: Now, if you're talking zombie virus where they're not actually undead, that's possible.
[13:58] Gregonzola: In which case they probably could swim, but wouldn't make Hawaii. They'd have to eat brains on the way or perish.
[13:58] sYdney rebik: the T virus
[13:59] sYdney rebik: but what about the bodies buried in hawaii? lol
[13:59] Gregonzola: Hm. We're back to the aircraft carrier, then.
[13:59] Gregonzola: I'll need to build one.
[13:59] sYdney rebik: just go into space like justin beiber
[14:00] Gregonzola: He mistreats his monkey. I will never be like Beiber.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: he also drives too fast.
[14:00] MISS HAVISHAM: we are full of Reasons Not To Be Bieber.
[14:01] sYdney rebik: no primate species should ever be kept as a pet
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: i don't see the appeal.
[14:01] MISS HAVISHAM: but i'd probably eat one.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: that's (sort of) cannabalism
[14:02] Gregonzola: I think people think they're cute and don't realize they're usually both wild and aggressive.
[14:02] sYdney rebik: Unless it's a new world monkey. Then you're ok
[14:02] MISS HAVISHAM: like toddlers.
[14:03] sYdney rebik: They THROW their SHIT. nuff said
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: i'd probably try human meat too, if I believed the donor was willing.
[14:03] fantabulous: If it was good enough for Michael Jackson, it's good enough for anyone.
[14:03] MISS HAVISHAM: I don't really care if people eat me after I'm dead.
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Friday, June 14, 2013
Standards
[13:40] Gregonzola:
[link]
http:// www.thesun.co.uk/ sol/homepage/news/ 4967115/Caller-
phoned-999-to-tell- police-his- prostitute-was- ugly.html
[13:40] Gregonzola: I'm not sure that's a 911 issue...
[13:41] MISS HAVISHAM: depends how much he paid?
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: you only call 911 for emergencies, like when the pizza delivery guy is late
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: or your neighbors steal your meth
[13:40] Gregonzola: I'm not sure that's a 911 issue...
[13:41] MISS HAVISHAM: depends how much he paid?
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: you only call 911 for emergencies, like when the pizza delivery guy is late
[13:41] Fireproof Cheese: or your neighbors steal your meth
Meat Pie, Take Two
[09:42] MISS
HAVISHAM: zada, how is it you cook real food for a real job
but can't manage a microwave meatpie
[09:44] Shoo86: meatpielol
[09:44] PizzaDaHutt: i dont believe its real meat
[09:45] MISS HAVISHAM: the point stands
[09:44] Shoo86: meatpielol
[09:44] PizzaDaHutt: i dont believe its real meat
[09:45] MISS HAVISHAM: the point stands
Oddly Specific
[08:48] MISS
HAVISHAM: "Hi, Pooch. Can I serve you a cup of blood or a
danish?"
[08:48] Lena Linguine: I don't have a cup of blood or a danish for him.
[08:49] MISS HAVISHAM: well, whatever you have on hand. i was just using examples from my life, ok.
[08:49] Lena Linguine: I don't have danishes in the house.
[08:50] MISS HAVISHAM: fine, then offer dust bunnies or a jelly dong. i don't know that pooch is super picky.
[08:48] Lena Linguine: I don't have a cup of blood or a danish for him.
[08:49] MISS HAVISHAM: well, whatever you have on hand. i was just using examples from my life, ok.
[08:49] Lena Linguine: I don't have danishes in the house.
[08:50] MISS HAVISHAM: fine, then offer dust bunnies or a jelly dong. i don't know that pooch is super picky.
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