Know your Calling

[20:51] patrickcon: MY TURTLES NEED ME

Promises, Promises

[20:27] jon diaz: i have wangs but i'm in ronin and out of pulls -hic-
[20:28] AlbinoPanther: ill pull your wang any day, jon
[20:28] AlbinoPanther waggles eyebrows and winks
[20:28] jon diaz: my samurai training precludes me from using my wangs on civilians.
[20:28] Jesskahh: I'll pull anyone's wang.
[20:28] Jesskahh: Whenever.
[20:28] Jesskahh: Wherever.

How to become a man

[16:09] Hexatomb: see, just walk around naked holding a gameboy color with bacon draped all over you
[16:09] Hexatomb: ladies can't resist
[16:10] Gregonzola: Now I know how to become a man, Hexa. Thank you.

That's a first

[13:32] Hexatomb: TYR MADE ME EXPLODE IN MY PANTS!

What we've learned about Mandy

[08:00] MandyMay flips over the coffin and laughs like a little school girl
[08:01] RikAstley wonders where Mandy got a coffin
[08:01] MandyMay: stole it from the funeral home
[08:02] MandyMay: I axe-murdered all the funeral employees

What we've learned about Mandy is that you should meet her at church, not at a funeral home.

Update:  It's also a bad idea to be Mandy's doctor:

[08:34] MandyMay: I axe-muredered my doctor after he wouldnt probe my twang 

It's not even international talk like a pirate day

[21:21] AlbinoPanther: YO HO YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE HEX

Why he really comes to chat

[21:10] AlbinoPanther: i only come in to chat with you fucks... and i get South Park quotes.
[21:11] Viral_Effigy: <3
[21:11] jon diaz: and firefly quotes
[21:11] AlbinoPanther: <3
[21:11] AlbinoPanther: you're not all bad.
[21:11] Viral_Effigy: GUESS I BETTER CLIMB THE FUCKING BEANSTALK EH?
[21:11] jon diaz: we're the least benightedly unintelligent lifeforms you've never had to profound lack of pleasure to be unable to avoid meeting?
[21:12] everyman4: CLIMB IT, BITCH!
[21:12] everyman4: he's here for the tits, diaz, he just claims it's for intellectual discourse