Armed and Dangerous

Shoo86: that reminds me, tell your wife and sister i had a lovely time last night

Miss Havisham: my ass and your face, shoo

Gregonzola: Holy crap. When people snap, they snap: [link] http://www.kmov.com/home/Missouri-man-accused-of-dismembering-body-throwing-body-parts-at-witnesses-186308522.html

Shoo86: havi dont threaten me with a good time

Miss Havisham: I wouldn't know a good time if it... bit me on the ass

Miss Havisham: god i'm hilarious

screechpowers: maybe someone asked him for a hand with something

Shoo86: haha

Lena Linguine: or he decided to exercise his right to bear arms.

screechpowers: hahaha

Miss Havisham: lol you guys -hic-

screechpowers: maybe he wanted to get a leg up on the cops

Lena Linguine: his neighbors must have known something was afoot.

screechpowers: hahahaha

Lena Linguine: Oh, what a man has to do to get ahead.

Everybody: To get head. Indeed.

screechpowers: gives a new meaning to throwing your back out

Lena Linguine: Pooch, hopefully getting head doesn't involve blood, and if it does, you're doing it wrong.

Everybody: The rest of you are wussies, then, Lena.

Miss Havisham: hey, just cause it's not your kink doesn't mean pooch isn't into it

Everybody: Your kink may not be my kink, and that means YOUR KINK IS WROOOOOONG.

Everybody: Wait, is Krak here? :)

Lena Linguine: I haven't found my kink yet.

Miss Havisham: aw man, he wishes he were

Gregonzola: He was going to have a bagel and watch Youtube.

ham Salad sAndWich: I thought he said a smoke and a pancake

Gregonzola: Haha.

Gregonzola: Nice, Mantz.

ham Salad sAndWich: speaking of food, i need it.

Lena Linguine: as do I.

Gregonzola: Go forth, young Mantz. Secure you some provender.

Shoo86: lol

Everybody: OMFG, I want some fucking pancakes.

Lena Linguine: I also want some fucking pancakes.

Lena Linguine: With extra fucking.

Everybody: And extra syrup?

Lena Linguine: I could never fuck a pancake though.

Lena Linguine: Maybe sausage.

Miss Havisham: strap on a sausage of your own, lena

Gregonzola: You can just roll up a pancake. Problem solved.

Lena Linguine: strap it on and fuck with it? I'd need to go get a harness.