Just for Screech

Miss Havisham: It's cold in Phoenix right now :(

Miss Havisham: It's too cold to talk dirty. although I texted someone last night that it was "ass fucking cold" and he took that as an invitation, which it was NOT intended to be.

Miss Havisham: good thing he's not local, huh?

fantabulous: I don't understand "ass fucking cold".

jesabele: I say balls ass cold

Miss Havisham: me neither

fantabulous: If it's really cold, I just want to hide under the covers. Not expose my ass to the cold and erect penises.

Miss Havisham: i just meant REALLY COLD, with bad words to emphasize the extreme cold

Miss Havisham: see, it wasn't an invitation. but apparently it came across that way.

Miss Havisham: I did not mean "it is so cold, i want to be fucked in the ass"

fantabulous: That's what I don't understand. How would anal sex help warm you up?

fantabulous: Maybe if it was in a spooning position, under the covers. I don't know.

Miss Havisham: That's what I'm saying -- it wasn't an invitation. I just meant to say, like, [expletive] [expletive] cold

Miss Havisham: but the ones i chose came across as an invitation or a hope of some kind. which they weren't.

And Screech, that's why Havi greeted you with:

Miss Havisham: merry bananas, screech! Wanna buttfuck?