Rules of Engagement

 sYdney rebik: hello everyone
Shoo86: hey syd
KrakMunky69: syd, didn't expect you back so soon
sYdney rebik: Yea no i kinda like him and i kinda wanna see him again, so i didn't fuck on the 1st date hahaha
AbbyNormal: good girl
KrakMunky69: pfft the two things don't have to be mutually exclusive
Ramone: Krak is an expert on lasting relationships
 Gregonzola: Says krak who loves fuck buddies instead of...
 Gregonzola: Yeah, like Lee said.
KrakMunky69: nah greg i have "friends" right now because i don't want to date until after i move
AbbyNormal: you tell em'!
sYdney rebik: to each their own
KrakMunky69: the last thing i need is an anchor holding me back
AbbyNormal: thats smart thinking
KrakMunky69: but i've had plenty of long relationships with first date sex in the past
AbbyNormal: if no one had been at my house whe I had met my bf, i prob would have done him but it's a good thing i didn't.
Ramone: define long
sYdney rebik: Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
KrakMunky69: more than a year
sYdney rebik: that's the way i see it.
AbbyNormal: MOOO
Shoo86: sexually speaking
KrakMunky69: which is long for me because i make the decision wether to cut my losses or not at the 3 month mark when the honeymoon period is over 
AbbyNormal: thats a fast honeymoon period
Shoo86: is it?
KrakMunky69: eh after 3 months i know if i want in for the long haul or not
Ramone: FREUDIAN SLIP
AbbyNormal: for me, my honeymoon period lasted about 8 months- 1 yr.
sYdney rebik: Yea i'm with krak here. But then again i get tend to just get bored fast and move on
KrakMunky69: yup then if you make it to 6 months comes cohabitating and that's the real test
sYdney rebik: That becomes a problen too, i need my independence
KrakMunky69: because then every tiny annoyance is magnified 10X
Gregonzola: Some people really aren't the settling kind. -hic-
 sYdney rebik: The one time i moved in with a guy it ended like a week later
Ramone: I bet he jumped out the window
KrakMunky69: happens a lot syd, all the annoying habits and they are ALWAYS fucking there lol
Ramone: from like the 14th floor
sYdney rebik: spot on, lee. spot on.
AbbyNormal: lol ramone
Ramone: did he leave a spot on the sidewalk y/n
Ramone: lololololololol
Ramone: ok afk have fun monkeys
sYdney rebik: y
AbbyNormal: see ya lee
Shoo86: later lee
sYdney rebik: gtfo lee
KrakMunky69: adios leeverb
KrakMunky69: hmm i was engaged once and me and that girl had hooked up on the 1st. and technically with sky we had sex before we started dating
KrakMunky69: in fact i think that was how we started dating lol
Gregonzola: "Wow, you're really good at that. Normally I'd be happy with a hookup, but are you free for dinner next Friday night?"
KrakMunky69: lol we were best friends for years before we dated, it just sort of happened
Pa amb Tomaquet: My friend had sex with a guy then spent a year obsessing over him and wondering if they were going out, and I wanted to smack her
sYdney rebik: I usually try to stick to the fuck-on-the-3rd-date rule
sYdney rebik: It shows that i'm not totally easy but i'm not a prude either
sYdney rebik: guys like that
KrakMunky69: oh syd 1952 wants their rules back
sYdney rebik: so im told
Mayting: Ewe gain 666 hit points.
sYdney rebik: anybody can fuck on the first date
Ramone: It definitely shows independant thinking
sYdney rebik: ramone fucks on the first date
Mayting: if ewe dew it correctly
AbbyNormal: your hand doesnt count ramone -hic-
KrakMunky69: as far as i know leeverb hasn't dated since the last ice age
Ramone: Following "rules" made up by whoever regarding your personal life is the sign of a true rebel
Ramone: Oh god, she was frigid as hell Krak
Mayting: naught even if yew name you're favorite hand "Pussy!"
Ramone: get it
KrakMunky69: haha nice