The Shoohorn

Shoo86: one time i was on a delivery

Shoo86: i used to deliver appliances

Shoo86: and these people werent home

Everybody: Custom kitchen delivies?

Shoo86: but their daughter was home from college and having a pool party

Ramone: I saw this porno -hic-

Shoo86: i kept thinking how it would make a great plot for a porno

Ramone: haha

Shoo86: it was her and like 4 of her friends

Shoo86: 0 dudes

Shoo86: except for me and jeff

Shoo86: lol

Miss Havisham: Dear Penthouse:

Gregonzola: Shoo's porn name: The Shoohorn.

Ramone: HA!

Gregonzola: The Shoohorn and Jeff Deliver a Stove

Miss Havisham: "Oh, it's a tight fit!"

Shoo86: it was a refrigerator

Gregonzola: "My parents aren't home, but my friends and I need help. Can you put it right here?"

Shoo86: haha

Shoo86: it was tight fit