Half-assed Plumbing

Shoo86: lmao

Shoo86: my sink just fell halfway out of the counter

Shoo86: in the kitchen

Gregonzola: Shoo, most people wouldn't laugh at that so much as try to fix it.

Shoo86: im not a plumber

Gregonzola: Shoo, your sink is attached to the drain, right?

ham Salad sAndWich: "It's a me. Shoorio!"

Gregonzola: Makes it harder to simply pop out...

Shoo86: yep

Gregonzola: The Shoohorn is coming to fix your hole.

Shoo86: but like, the industrial glue they use to attach it to the counter failed

Gregonzola: Shoo is not ready for home ownership. When you own your home, you are a plumber.

Shoo86: lol, no

Shoo86: you call a plumber

ham Salad sAndWich: You should call one of those sexy female plumbers

Everybody: Except it gets expensive.

Gregonzola: Not for the easy jobs, not at over a grand per visit.

Shoo86: idk my dad is a plumber and he said to call one

Everybody: Fun to get a little dirty anyway.

Ramone: landlord

Shoo86: and that i cant fix it

Shoo86: i dont think its a small job

Everybody: Fuck being a landlord.

ham Salad sAndWich: Did you say "Uh. I just did, dad."

Shoo86: yeah, ill call the landlord actually.. he'll call a plumber

Everybody: What would Bob Villa do?

Ramone: ur mom

ham Salad sAndWich: he'd sell out to Sears

Shoo86: i figured i couldnt fix it myself but i wanted to make sure

Everybody: Both good answers.

Everybody: Wait WHAT? You don't glue a sink into a counter!

Everybody: You caulk it afterward. But that's it.

Everybody: WTF?

ham Salad sAndWich: Shoo loves the caulk

Shoo86: he said there should be clamps on there

Shoo86: but i dont see any

Everybody: Heh. I was caulking the ceiling trim...

Everybody: and my sister was helping.

Everybody: Little tiny clamps on the underside, yes.

Shoo86: so he said it was halfassed

Everybody: No bigger than the your thumbnail.