kLimtOG: My boss's wife came in and was asking if she should call 911 to check on the homeless guy I called the EMTs for earlier
kLimtOG: My boss is like NO WE ALREADY DID THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN ARREST HIM
kLimtOG: (we meaning I did it 30 minutes before he got there because he's always fucking late)
Ramone: I am a fan of your boss
Ramone: I think we are quite similar
kLimtOG: Well I'll give you the address of his funeral when I finally fucking snap
Ramone: he knows nothing about/breaks technology, wants the homeless arrested for no good reason, makes you angry...
Ramone: Klimtog, I am your boss
kLimtOG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gregonzola: Klim, how does your boss feel about skateboarding?
Ramone: I dislike it
kLimtOG: I dunno, to the best of my knowledge no one has ever skateboarded near our building
kLimtOG: Guess what the temperature is in my building
kLimtOG: hint: it's not above 55
ham Salad sAndWich: open a window
kLimtOG: That's cute
ham Salad sAndWich: do... you have windows?
kLimtOG: You think I have windows
ham Salad sAndWich: I immediately rethought it
Gregonzola: Don't parkas reduce productivity?
kLimtOG: The only warmth I get
kLimtOG: Is from Fred's grandpa's office
kLimtOG: With 4 computers running nonstop
ham Salad sAndWich: make a trash can fire and warm your fingerless gloved hands over it
Gregonzola: If he dons fingerless gloves, his boss will have him arrested.
ham Salad sAndWich: he can try
ham Salad sAndWich: who will call 911, though?
kLimtOG: I actually had fingerless gloves last year for wearing here in the winter
kLimtOG: I don't know where they ended up though
kLimtOG: I totally could have passed as a hobo
kLimtOG: I mean, my boss even keeps a 24-pack in the fridge so they can drink on the job
ham Salad sAndWich: I want to get toeless socks
kLimtOG: I could have put it in a brown paper bag and started drinking at work
kLimtOG: While muttering incoherently
ham Salad sAndWich: singing the wrong words to pumped up kicks over and over
kLimtOG: fucked up pimps
Everybody: That's a song that just asks to become a dick song, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Gregonzola: Mantz, the who will call comment was sheer brilliance.
ham Salad sAndWich: haha
ham Salad sAndWich: [link] http://i.imgur.com/ TI42K.jpg
kLimtOG: Stop posting pictures of your dick
ham Salad sAndWich: That was after a cold shower
kLimtOG: You must be excited for wooly mammoth cloning
kLimtOG: You'll finally have something you can fit it in
ham Salad sAndWich: Most of my money goes to donations
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