You're Never Too Young to Learn

[11:44] MISS HAVISHAM: after /clan conversation i assume adventure time was a porn or something
[11:44] MISS HAVISHAM: and then my kid was talking about it. i think i flipped my head ALL the way around    

Ugly Sweater Party

[12:43] jesabele: Thom had sex with a lesbian that we call spider tits
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: NOT THE SPIDER TITS STORY
[12:43] Piter: No Thom, the spider tits story
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So gross.
[12:43] jesabele: and the ugly sweaty party was the fattest, most awkward threesome
[12:43] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: The grossest of all possible grossness.
[12:43] Piter: especially as the term "spider tits" is intriguing as hell.
[12:44] Gregonzola: I believe this needs to be story time.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Jesa, you cunt.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I HATE YOU
[12:44] Piter sits down for story time.
[12:44] jesabele: go have some not awful sexual experiences!
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I am going to literally punch you in the mouth.
[12:44] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I WISH I COULD
[12:45] sWINgSet: thom had a threesome?
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: No.
[12:45] jesabele: hahahaha
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: It was not that.
[12:45] sWINgSet: or was there just a threesome's worth of flesh ?
[12:45] Carling: thom had sex with a spider?
[12:45] Gregonzola: A 5-some, actually. 4 fingers and a thumb.
[12:45] Carling: ohh i get it
[12:45] Carling: like the fat rolls made it look like extra boobies?
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: The girl wanted to bang myself and my incredibly large roommate.
[12:45] sWINgSet: thom is a supprting character on Ugly Sweaty
[12:45] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: I actually just got a handjob while she blew my roommate and I watched Adventure Time.
[12:46] jesabele: the girl that likes to beer bong 4 lokos
[12:46] Piter: no wonder. so much sugar in that shit.
[12:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And she stood up, grabbed a condom and said "So which one of you is going to fuck me first?"
[12:46] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And I went to the living room and Matt went to the bathroom to throw up.
[12:46] sWINgSet: oh god
[12:46] Carling: wait
[12:46] jesabele: Carly is still hung up on spider tits
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: So we narrowly avoided the world's fattest threesome.
[12:47] Carling: so a hand job
[12:47] Carling: and a blow job are not throw up worthy
[12:47] Carling: but the next step crossed the line?
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Yes.
[12:47] sWINgSet: they could be if she in some stage of undress
[12:47] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Because I was watching Adventure Time and not looking at her.
[12:47] sWINgSet: smart man
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: When she sttod up I appreciated the gravity of the situation.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And the gravity was not kind.
[12:48] sWINgSet: is she called spider tits because it looks like she has 8 of them?
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Spider Tits has a giant spiderweb tattoo spanning her giant breasts.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Actually, not a bad rack.
[12:48] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: Kind of a bad everything else, though.
[12:50] Avatar of Sneaky JarlsBoris: And now I hate jesa more than anything because I do not like those stories.
[12:50] Carling: brb goobers
[12:50] Carling: i need to wash my brain
[12:50] Carling: of that image