Carling:
you could say you got glockoma -hic-
fantabulous:
Optometrists generally only have drugs for sticking in your eyeball.
Leeverb:
Glockoma is my next girlfriend's name
Gregonzola:
Glockoma sounds like what you get after a long night at the range. -hic-
fantabulous:
You know. So you don't freak out from pain when you get a needle in your eyeball.
Miss Havisham:
I was Datong a teacher for a while. He had no drugs, goodor bad
Carling:
i need better access to drugs
Shoo86:
not sure about other states
Miss Havisham:
And so numerous as to be unavoidable, so I've just given in.
Shoo86:
optomitrsts cant get you much in NY
Shoo86:
only topical opthalmic shit
Gregonzola:
Except they're going to pronounce your name Hashish instead of Havish.
Shoo86:
hot opt. sounds awesome
Miss Havisham:
im tired of hot dudes and also drugs. What now? :(
Leeverb:
you just THINK she's hot because she gave you the wrong glasses prescription
Carling:
sounds like the plot to a lost seinfeld episode
fantabulous:
I might have glasses next month. I am kind of excited.
Shoo86:
what are you gonna fill them with, fanta?
Leeverb:
I got glasses (again) like a year ago LOL OLD
Gregonzola:
I haven't bothered to go in for 4 years. I need to.
Leeverb:
granted, I've worn them since I was a teenager but still
Gregonzola:
And this is why Mantz can't keep the ladies off of him.
Shoo86:
i cant find the clip i wan
Leeverb:
haha, I need one too! I may even be getting on on Xmas if all goes well
Leeverb:
The needle on mine is shot and waaaaay too expensive to replace
Shoo86:
i dont need glasses yet
Shoo86:
both my parents have em
Gregonzola:
Shoo, if you don't need glasses yet, then you'll likely only get a bit farsighted as you age.
fantabulous:
My eyesight has been pretty good until this year.
Leeverb:
yeah it's like that soft spot on your head
Gregonzola:
(Being nearsighted actually grants you a bit of a reprieve from that as you age, though eventually it gets you.)
fantabulous:
Apparently having your eye blow up seems to degrade your vision.
Gregonzola:
Lee, don't tell him that. I think it's funny Shoo wears that helmet.
fantabulous:
It was quite a while ago. Like March or April.
Gregonzola:
I want to get Drunk Pooch, Drunk May, Drunk Ginos and Drunk Syd together in a room.
fantabulous:
But. I woke up one day and had blood in my eye. A massive hemorrhage behind my retina.
Shoo86:
you might have drunk shoo here shortly
Shoo86:
drunk shoo isnt any fun tho
fantabulous:
Went to the ER, and they were all "Yeah, nothing we can do. Here's a referral to an ophthalmologist."
Gregonzola:
Fanta, was this the result of a ragefapping incident?
Shoo86:
i get too nice when i drink
Carling:
sorry shoo but you're not a jerk -hic-
fantabulous:
Then
I went to the opthamologist and he was all "Yeah. Hemmorhage. Nothing I
can do about it here. Here's a referral to a retinal specialist."
Shoo86:
when are we having our clan bar night?
fantabulous:
Then I got my eyeball cut into or something and I've had ridiculous amounts of laser treatment afterwards.
Carling:
it seems like most of us are on the east coast -hic-
Carling:
this shouldn't be so hard to set up
Gregonzola:
Did they tell you what caused the hemhorrage?
fantabulous:
Yeah. Wasn't controlling my blood sugar, and hadn't been in to the opthamologist in years.
Shoo86:
are you diabetic fanta?
fantabulous:
So. For the week or so I had blood in my eye, I had a Ramonocle.
Shoo86:
about the 2nd part, not the first
baljinder:
I am going to shower real quick, but I just want you guys to know
fantabulous:
It wasn't actually all that cool. The center of my vision was completely blocked out.
baljinder:
My poop I just had smelled exactly like the crab soup I had two nights ago
Did he really just say that?
Leeverb:
Did you shake your fist at people and go, "HogAAAAN!"?
Gregonzola:
For the first time in KoL, I think I may have just gotten TMI. -hic-
Leeverb:
Actually yeah that is pretty scary, fanta
Shoo86:
but not the first time
fantabulous:
I
had some red tinted peripheral vision, though. The first time I tried
driving at night, I thought a cop or ambulance was behind me whenever
headlights would hit my rearview mirror.
Miss Havisham:
Done with social workers til January. How should I celebrate?
fantabulous:
Probably get drunk and pass out naked in the lawn.
Miss Havisham:
This one brought an entire garbage bag of presents for all three kids, not just the foster kid.
Miss Havisham:
I may just do that, only substitute "desert landscaping," which is to say "pebbles"
Havi will be picking pebbles out of her back for days.
