Questions that need Answering

[20:41] PerilousApricot: man, the kreuggerand drop rate blows megadicks
[20:41] skullfark soulshasser: or supercocks?
[20:41] everyman4: how large is a megadick compared to say the average cock?
[20:41] PerilousApricot: I didn't want to have it be ambiguous with superhuman cocktailcrafting -hic-
[20:41] everyman4: could a layman easily blow three in an hour?

Mad Credz

[20:30] everyman4: I'M SMART ABOUT COLORS
[20:30] everyman4: AND I MAKE A HELL OF A MEATLOAF

The Client List

[12:54] blazikeaton: This room is too boring.
[12:54] blazikeaton: ACTIVATE RANDOM POWERS!!!
[12:54] Gregonzola: Sorry, Blazi. What do you like to talk about?
[12:54] blazikeaton: I AM A BANANA.
[12:54] lord_wyrme31: Greg is just trying to curry favor from you, I ignore such frivolous actions
[12:54] Gregonzola: I don't want to talk about your banana.
[12:55] blazikeaton: lololololololololol
[12:55] Gregonzola: Or curry banana.
[12:55] Gregonzola: Which sounds awful.
[12:55] miss havisham: ew
[12:55] Gun_Mage: eewwww
[12:55] miss havisham: that does sound awful
[12:55] blazikeaton: HOLY SHIIT HE IS NOT A NINJA!!!
[12:55] Gregonzola is a ninja secret agent platypus
[12:55] blazikeaton starts waving his arms in an impossible manner.
[12:55] xTyrx starts following Greg around and making secret agent themed sound effects
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sweet. Now I have my own bard.
[12:56] SindeeTots: I'd eat a curry banana for money
[12:56] Gregonzola: Sindee is braver than I am.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: sindee, youd do ANYTHING for money
[12:56] Gun_Mage: ANYTHING
[12:56] Gun_Mage: A
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N
[12:56] Gun_Mage: Y
[12:56] Gun_Mage: T
[12:56] Gun_Mage: H
[12:56] Gun_Mage: I
[12:56] Gun_Mage: N -hic-
[12:56] Gun_Mage: G
[12:56] lord_wyrme31: Please to not spam chat, kthnxbai
[12:56] SindeeTots: just throw it in my mouth
[12:56] Gregonzola: Um, you know, suggesting she'd do anything for money might give people certain notions.
[12:56] Gun_Mage: "anythung"
[12:56] miss havisham: You have arrived, Greg
[12:57] Gun_Mage: greg, watch this
[12:57] blazikeaton: OHO!
[12:57] Gun_Mage: hey sindee!
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: You don't know Sindee very well then Greg lol
[12:57] SindeeTots: nowdy
[12:57] Gun_Mage: would you do anything for money?
[12:57] SindeeTots: howdy
[12:57] Gregonzola: Also, who is "Anything" and why is the client list so short?  
[12:57] SindeeTots: of course, I have no morals
[12:57] lord_wyrme31: It's because anything has a big penis    

Usually it takes longer

[12:25] stealthhunter: i did a gender change today    

You Know it's Cold Outside When

My other Dildo

[11:44] Abyssal Bandit is actually kind of curious to see if there's a KoL dildo....
[11:45] Gun_Mage: buy a dildo, put a sticker on it
[11:45] Gun_Mage: BOOM
[11:45] Abyssal Bandit: get a sticker that says "my other dildo is made of meat"
[11:46] Gregonzola: Or, "An Orgasmer is you!"    

What Lia wants, Lia gets

[15:44] Lia_Sang: Hey, greg: unicorns are not what you think they are
[15:44] Gregonzola: Lia, that's Jesabele's definition.
[15:44] Lia_Sang: ok, good, because that is the wrong definition
[15:45] Lia_Sang: a unicorn is a sexy bi lady who will have a threeway with you and your girlfriend.
[15:45] Gregonzola: Hawt.
[15:45] Lia_Sang: (becuase they are rare like unicorns)
[15:45] Gregonzola: If you want funny, though, you need to go back to Ugly Sweaty Party.
[15:45] BumbleBeeScott: lol
[15:45] Lia_Sang: I don't want funny, though
[15:45] Gregonzola: [link] http:// kolcrap.blogspot.com /2013/03/thoms-big- adventure.html
[15:46] Lia_Sang: I want sexy bi ladies.
[15:46] Lia_Sang: I mean.
[15:46] Lia_Sang: I want food.