Mantz will be Famous

[08:26] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: oh man it is all hitting me what a big deal my new position is
[08:26] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: like, i'm going to be known on a national scale for this shit
[08:26] Miss Havisham: is that because you have a big deal new paycheck?
[08:26] Gregonzola: Yeah, buddy.
[08:26] Gregonzola: We knew Mantz before he was famous! -hic-
[08:27] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: whether that's good or bad remains to be seen
[08:27] Miss Havisham: we knew mantz before he had a TV show
[08:27] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: "we knew mantz when he was just efamous"
[08:27] Miss Havisham: although i do expect the occasional KoL joke on your show
[08:27] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: tv show will likely happen
[08:27] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i will sneak them in
[08:28] Gregonzola: Mantz, some of the cocktails you've described sound inventive, original and really good. I don't even drink and I want to try them.
[08:28] Miss Havisham: right??
[08:29] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i'm already talking to someone from gbh about something for tv
[08:29] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: the offices are right here in boston
[08:29] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: could be a good launching platform for that
[08:29] Miss Havisham: grievous bodily harm?
[08:29] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: pbs
[08:29] Miss Havisham: I honestly think it'd be right up your alley.
[08:30] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: yeah it would
[08:30] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: nerding out about cocktails and cracking jokes
[08:30] fantabulous: That sounds pretty exciting.
[08:31] Miss Havisham: charismatic young host, a variety of guests, a little lesson, a little booze consumption. i'd watch.
[08:31] fantabulous: Do you think you might end up talking to Ira Glass about cocktails and pork bungs?
[08:32] Gregonzola: Pork bungs?
[08:32] Gregonzola: Do you need TP for them?
[08:33] fantabulous: Yes. Pork bungs.
[08:33] Gregonzola: I'll call Cornholio. He must have found some by now.
[08:33] fantabulous: I believe it was a story on This American Life, but there was a rumor that pork bung was being sold as calamari.
[08:33] Gregonzola: Oh, yes. It was debunked. I remember the news article.
[08:33] Gregonzola: Mmm. Pork bung.
[08:33] Miss Havisham: i heard that
[08:33] Miss Havisham: and also you should talk to Ira Glass about whatever you can
[08:34] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: yeah that was a thing
[08:34] fantabulous: So they took it to its logical conclusion and had a blind taste test with plates of fried calamari and fried pork bung.
[08:35] Gregonzola: Natural progression, yes.
[08:35] Gregonzola: Also, that GBH comment? I initially read that GHB. "Mantz the Mixologist, making dreams come true."
[08:35] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i read that story and thought "well, that's an expensive alternative to what's easily the cheapest sea creature to fish"
[08:35] Gregonzola: Seriously.
[08:35] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: "getting fat people laid"
[08:36] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: maybe that's for my hbo special
[08:36] Gregonzola: If we ever want a better story than Ugly Sweaty Party, that's an important role to fill.
[08:36] Miss Havisham: THOM can be a guest on the SHOW.

Note:  Thom would be a rockin' guest.