Driving Miss Havisham

[12:49] Miss Havisham: i'm considering taking the bus to work.
[12:49] Miss Havisham: i think i'd still get the benefits of my commute (time to prepare for or decompress from work)
[12:49] Miss Havisham: without the expense or headache of actually transporting myself.
[12:49] Gregonzola: There are a lot of advantages. Flexibility is the disadvantage.
[12:52] Gregonzola: Lack of flexibility, that is.
[12:53] Gregonzola: But yeah, having someone else drive is a huge time-saver. What you really need is a private driver.
[12:53] Everybody: And, you can poop on the bus without wrecking it.
[12:53] Everybody: You can't do that in a car.
[12:53] Everybody: I'm going to name my new line of dildos 'private driver'.