The Tyranny of Pants

[08:26] Shoo86: Hi
[08:26] Gregonzola: Shoo, are you wearing pants?
[08:26] Miss Havisham: Good question.
[08:26] Shoo86: Unfortunately
[08:26] Shoo86: I'm at work
[08:26] Gregonzola: Sorry, Bro. Me, too and for the same reasons.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Life is not fair.
[08:27] Shoo86: Lol
[08:27] Shoo86: Tho that's the first thing I do when I get home
[08:27] Gregonzola: Yep.
[08:27] Shoo86: Before the tie even!
[08:27] Gregonzola: Shuck the pants.
[08:27] Miss Havisham: is there anybody who doesn't do that first thing when they get home?
[08:27] Gregonzola: Ties are less cumbersome than pants. -hic-
[08:28] Gregonzola: See, and this is why humanity needs to rebel against pants.
[08:28] Shoo86: Haha
[08:28] Gregonzola: What is this, the 1800's?
[08:28] Shoo86: Next week my preceptor is off
[08:28] Shoo86: I'm considering bringing mafia in on a thumbbdrive and ascending lol
[08:28] Miss Havisham: lol
[08:28] Gregonzola: Knice. Do it!
[08:29] Shoo86: I hear people ascend at work
[08:34] Gregonzola: I do.
[08:34] Gregonzola: But only in KoL.
[08:36] Shoo86: Like no mafia you mean?
[08:43] Gregonzola: Oh, I use Mafia. It works now.
[08:43] Gregonzola: Thank goodness.
[08:43] Gregonzola loves Mafia
[08:43] Shoo86: Nice
[08:45] KrakMunky69 logged on.
[08:45] Miss Havisham: hi krak!
[08:46] KrakMunky69: hey
[08:47] Shoo86: Hey krak
[08:47] Gregonzola: Krak, are you wearing pants?
[08:48] KrakMunky69: .....yes?
[08:48] Gregonzola: The tyranny of pants continues.
[08:48] Miss Havisham: someone out there must be living the dream
[08:48] Miss Havisham: we'll keep looking.  

Found him:
[09:42] RAMONE: (_|_)
[09:43] Gregonzola: Hi, Lee.
[09:43] Gregonzola: Are you wearing pants?
[09:43] RAMONE: |_ () |_
[09:43] RAMONE: n  

And an honorable mention:
[12:04] Gregonzola: Mantz, Lee won our who's not wearing pants investigation today.
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: hmmm
[12:04] hAm sAlAd sAndwicH: i demand an honerable mention