Poochwinds

[08:21] Everybody: I enjoy picking up hitchhikers.
[08:22] Everybody: I was sad that I had taken the passenger seat out on the drive here to make more room for the dogs.
[08:22] Gregonzola: Gass grass or ass.
[08:22] Everybody: I was driving from Indy->Louisville and there was this old hippie van at the side of the road.
[08:22] Everybody: Some older dude hippie and this 20something white trash girl looking
[08:22] Everybody: for a ride to get some gas.
[08:23] Everybody: So you know, pretty harmless looking, pullover, run 'em up to the next piece of civilization and back ...
[08:23] Everybody: Anyway, so the guy goes in to pay for the gas, and the gal just sidles up to me and kisses my neck.
[08:23] Everybody: And you know, white trash, but pretty hot. What does one do?
[08:24] Everybody: She's obviously nuts as all get out.
[08:24] Everybody: So I said, "Thank you." with a smile and drove them back.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Good man.
[08:24] Everybody: As I'm pulling away to get back underway, as she's getting into the van, she stops, turns, lifts her shirt and shakes 'em at me.
[08:24] Everybody: Seriously. WTF?
[08:24] Imaginos logged on.
[08:24] Gregonzola: Just sharing the goods with a nice guy.
[08:25] Everybody: Oh. Ok.
[08:25] Everybody: I blew her a kiss.
[08:25] Gregonzola: Good work.
[08:26] Gregonzola: Ginos would make a good cabbie, too.
[08:26] Miss Havisham logged on.
[08:26] Miss Havisham: morning all
[08:26] PizzaDaHutt: havi!
[08:26] Everybody: I wish I could tell "just plain nuts" from "fucked up on pills".
[08:26] Gregonzola: Good morning, Havi.
[08:26] Everybody: But yeah, hitchhikers can be interesting.
[08:27] Big Daddy Grimm: nuts or salted nuts
[08:27] Everybody: DEEEZ nuts?
[08:27] Imaginos: nah I hate driving, especially in cities
[08:28] Miss Havisham: i'll take a handful.
[08:28] Gregonzola: Surly angry cabbies are fun. The hatred would enhance the experience.
[08:28] Everybody: Chocolate-sprinkled almond.
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: do one of those bike cabs then pooch
[08:28] Big Daddy Grimm: that way, you can load up on beans for lunch and subject your passengers to a face full of Poochwinds
[08:29] Everybody: There is an appreciation in me for cabbies. Here I was, dead broke college student in Sydney, the bus line ran short that night so I'm walking the rest of the way back to the airport.
[08:29] Everybody: No fucking idea where I am, I just see the lights of the airport in the distance.
[08:29] Everybody: This Lebanese cabby pulls up, "You need a ride?" "Ah, I appreciate it, but I literally have no money on me."
[08:29] Everybody: He says, "Get in, you don't belong in this neighborhood."
[08:31] Everybody: Which made my day, because it turned out that I got there only to find my airline was on strike, and I was going to be stuck at the airport for at least the next day.
08:31] Miss Havisham: that is the kind of travel story that is an adventure when you're young
[08:31] Miss Havisham: but sounds like hell now.
[08:31] Everybody: I think I'm better qualified to do it now.
[08:32] Miss Havisham: Maybe you're still young :)
[08:32] Everybody: Have you SEEN my nuts?
[08:33] Miss Havisham: No, but not for lack of trying.
[08:33] Everybody: LOL.
[08:33] Everybody: Havi's a brat today. :)  
[08:34] Miss Havisham: and you're a tease. welcome to every day.